Joke of the Day
The Human Resources Director had to fire somebody, and he narrowed it down to two people either Mary or Jack. It was a difficult decision because they were both excellent employees.
Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one who used the water cooler the next morning.
Mary came in the next morning with a horrible hang-over after partying all night. She went to the water cooler for a glass of water to take an aspirin.
The Human Resources Director approached her and said, “Mary, I’ve never done this before, but I either have to lay you or Jack off.”
In response Mary asked, “Could you jackoff then?” “I feel like shit this morning.”