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Joke of the Day

Norman and the HOOKER

Norman, an old retired sailor, put on his old uniform and headed for the docks once more for old times’ sake and some hot sex.

He engaged a lovely prostitute and took her up to a room.

He’s soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his age, but needing some reassurance he asks, ‘How am I doing?’

The prostitute replies, ‘Well Norman, ya old sailor, you’re doing about three knots.’

‘Three knots?’ he asks. ‘What’s that supposed to mean?’

She says, ‘You’re knot hard, you’re knot in, and you’re knot getting your money back!

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