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Monica Lewinsky’s love handles

After a relaxing bath, Monica Lewinsky was looking at herself naked in a mirror. She remembered her younger days with Bill Clinton, and thought about the way she looked at that time.

Monica’s frustration over her inability to lose weight was depressing. In an act of desperation, she decided to call on GOD for help. “GOD, if you take away my love handles, I’ll devote my life to You,” she prayed!

And just like that, poof, her ears fell off!

I just love a happy ending!