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Paddy rings his new girlfriends doorbell holding a big bunch of flowers. She opens the door, sees the flowers and drags him inside. She lies down, pulls up her skirt, rips her knickers off and says “this is for the flowers.” “Dont be daft” says Paddy “you must have a vase somewhere”