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Another tasteless joke…

“I want you to dress my deceased husband in a light blue suit” said the wife to the undertaker, “since that was his favorite color.” After the funeral the wife was very pleased with the undertaker’s work and said, “How much extra do I owe you for the nice blue suit? My husband looked wonderful and the suit fit perfectly.”
The undertaker retorted, “You don’t me owe anything extra ma’am. We didn’t have a suit to fit your husband, but we had another man we who looked great in his blue suit so we simply switched their heads!”