Celebrating my "69th" Birthday at Sheri's: Some Questions

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  • #11874

    Big LA Dodger Fan
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    Hello everyone, wow I cannot believe I am doing this but since I have a symbolic birthday coming in 2015, # 69, I have decided to give myself the best Birthday Present ever by spending eleven days at Sheri’s from Feb. 22 to March 4. I am a retired Minister and before that I was an award winning Photojournalist. Although an Introvert by nature, both my work as a news photographer and then the Ministry helped me to be outgoing, curious, a good listener and observant. People will find me respectful, friendly, a little reserved and very funny. Incidentally although I was a Minister, I was never a Preacher. What do I mean? Ask me please.

    Mostly I think I want a GFE (3 hrs.?), at least that is the initial plan. Do GFEs typically include a meal?

    I have already made reservations starting on Feb. 22 in this order to see Joy, the two lovely Diamonds Trina & Red (both very friendly women), Karli, Sasha, Cassie, and Brittney. March 1 & 2 are reserved for repeats and then I need to fit Destini, Erin, and Kim into March 3 & 4. The theme here: I love long beautiful hair! Otherwise I will be hanging around seeing what kind of mischief I can get into.

    I am a Type II Diabetic so I will be doing a “two-mile plus” fast walk hopefully early everyday and will need to watch my Carbs. I did not see Salads on the Menu but have been assured they are available. Is that correct? Also breakfast is not on the menu but I understand I can order this from my room after 7 AM. Is that correct? (Sorry just double checking but these are important for managing my Diabetes) Also does Sheri’s have Wifi? Otherwise I am “Low Maintenance” and easy going. As I think about this outrageous adventure this is my Bucket List! LOL BTW, birthday is actually Feb. 19 but the Feb. 22-March 4 line-up fit my tastes, but if the Kitchen wants to make me a Birthday Cake, I will pay for it and share it with everybody. Need Ice Cream too, again my treat!

    All for now I guess.

    #11875

    hoochie coochie man
    Participant

    Yes you can order breakfast there. And the salads there are good. You need to consider, if available during your visit, Char and Allissa and Chloe. I just partied with Chloe in October. WOW!!!

    #11876

    Big LA Dodger Fan
    Participant

    Thank you hoochie coochie! Unfortunately Char & Allissa are not scheduled to be at Sheri’s when I am there. As for Chloe, she is what the “Mischief Time” is for. LOL

    #11878

    KoalaBear
    Participant

    Welcome Big LA Dodger Fan. I am in awe of your planned 11 day visit to this Adult Fantasy Land. I was at the Ranch last month & had a great time. Of the Ladies you mentioned I have only partied with Brittney & had a very nice time with her in a 2 girl party with Amber Lynn. I actually had a Nuru massage with these lovely Ladies prior to an evening bungalow party. Try a Nuru massage at least once as it is an amazing experience. If you party in a bungalow you get a free meal. Honestly 2 to 3 hours in a bungalow of your choice with any of the ladies you have chosen really could come close to a true GFE date. It just depends on the chemistry. You will have plenty of time to hang out in the bar & see what the Ladies get up to. You will also have plenty of opportunities to get into mischief while in the bar. As to breakfast as far as I know its available after 9am. All I had to do was see someone in the office & then met the chef in the bar to order. However the kitchen is open 24/7 to cater to the needs of the bungalows. So you may be able to arrange something earlier. One other thing you need to be aware of. For any number of reasons the Ladies can change their schedule so keep watching. If you email the ladies you would like to party with they may change their schedule to be at the Ranch when your there. You have nothing to lose by emailing them. The thing you need to understand is that they can only access their house email accounts while at the Ranch & they have to share 4 computers which makes it hard. All I can say is stay healthy because you will have an absolutely amazing time.

    #11879

    KoalaBear
    Participant

    Hi Big one more thing keep an eye on Char’s dates as she will probably add her Feb / March dates in January at a guess. I have partied with Char twice over the years & her GFE’s are something to be experienced. You could email her if your interested in her & see what happens. Good luck.

    #11882

    Anonymous

    Big LA Dodger Fan,
    I’m sure you’ll have a wonderful 69th birthday with the activities and Courtesans you’ve chosen.

    Yes, the restaurant offers breakfast for hotel guests. Meals are prepared at anytime of the day for scheduled bungalow parties. Salads are definitely on the restaurant’s menu too.

    The standard time for a GFE party is usually one hour, but you may negotiate any length desired. In addition, you may negotiate drinks and meals for your party too. If you desire a nice meal and extended time, you might opt for the GFE bungalow party because drinks and a full course dinner are included and the minimum time is two-hours plus.

    There’s a long circular sidewalk in the rear courtyard area close to the hotel where you can exercise for your two-mile fast walk regimen.

    I believe I know what you’re talking about being a minister but not a preacher, since my pastor friends don’t try to preach to me either away from their respective churches.

    Unfortunately, there is no WiFi available for customers at Sheri’s Ranch. In addition, sometimes my wireless phone doesn’t operate for other than text messages, because we’re secluded 8 miles south of HWY160 at the dead end of Homestead Road. However, my phone works flawlessly when I venture into central Pahrump along HWY160.

    Happy Birthday and have a wonderful time!

    #11884

    Big LA Dodger Fan
    Participant

    Thank you Firefighter. It will nice to leave my laptop, Internet, and the world behind and immerse myself in the women of Sheri’s so no Wifi is good.

    Regarding the GFE Bungalow I don’t drink alcohol although I realize my Courtesan might. Is the Alcohol automatically included?

    Yes, I think Preachers are too free with their advice and also tend to see the world in Black & White, which in my experience is never true. It is pretty grey to me. I think they tend to heavy on judgment too.

    I am never been someone in a hurry and now at my age I like things slow and easy so for what I am calling my Main Liaisons, I am going to want 2-3 hours for lots of cuddling, kissing, fondling, well you get the picture. The other thing that will be big for me will be important for me is satisfying my HAIR FETISH which means for me brushing their hair slowly and carefully and otherwise admiring it and letting the Courtesan tease me with their hair. All of my planned Reservations have long beautiful hair and Trina, Red and Sasha so far have said “Yes!” to this plan. MMMMMMMMM

    Hey does Sheri’s need a Chaplain?

    #11886

    Anonymous

    Big LA Dodger Fan,
    Yes a certain amount of alcohol is included in the bungalow package. Also, drinks includes wine, champagne, distilled liquor, juices (orange, tomato, cranberry and etcetera), soft drinks and bottled water.

    Many Sheri’s Courtesans prefer older gentlemen and I believe some of the reasons are they’re usually more respectful, interested in romance and satisfying their feminine partner, and pampering their Courtesan with gentle and prolonged lovemaking. You can negotiate all the time you desire including all day if that tickles your fancy.

    Sheri’s Ranch doesn’t have a chaplain on duty. There’s nobody to perform faux marriages either, but that’s an idea that may need additional thought. I’d be interested in hearing some of the Ladies confessions too, lol!

    #11889

    Flint
    Participant

    LA fan I am almost envious of your 11 day sheri’s trip. I think a multihour bungalow party is what you need for at least one of your parties. If you email the ladies you want ot party with you should try to align their schedules with your, as much as possible. I did not think about a special party for my 69th birthday because of a variety of reasons.
    Someone should suggest a redress of a Partyland or bungalow room for fake weddings and honeymoons as an option!

    #11892

    Big LA Dodger Fan
    Participant

    My plan is to see in this order Joy, Trina, Red, Karli, Sasha, Cassie, Brittany, Kim and Erin and have made Reservations to see them at 5 PM. I am now in the process of booking all of these into the Roman themed venue for 2-3 hours. For these Liaisons I will take a Magic Pill. That will leave the earlier hours for shorter periods of mischief and on March 2-3 fit in Destini. I have also booked Erin for 10 AM on March 2. She makes me melt.

    When I decided to do this adventure, I had not wrapped my mind around the fact that there is “socializing” if that is the correct term in the Bar, and actually my mind is still trying to grasp this. I imagine it won’t really hit me until I am there. I am going to bring a couple of books. It will be interesting to see if I spend much time in my room resting up for my mischief or soaking up the beauty and sensuality.

    Regarding the Chaplain role, I am not planning to bring anything like dress trousers and shirts, ties etc. but if Sheri’s wants to do something special while I am there where I can help, I can bring a 3-piece suit and sundries. Seriously, let me know.

    #11896

    Flint
    Participant

    So you are seeing one lady a day for 2-3 hours? Impressive. Magic pills would not be enough for that amount of daily partying. maybe someday i may get to see Trini, Red, Cassie, Erin.

    #11897

    Big LA Dodger Fan
    Participant

    Yes as I sit here on a Sunday morning with a nice mist outside and my Daily two miles behind me that is my plan, but we all know how to make God laugh don’t we? Correct, “Tell Her our plans!” Regarding the Magic Pills and my 2-3 hours and the Pills effectiveness, that will depend on when I take it (This is new territory for me) as I understand it and I was thinking of taking The PILL sometime during what for me will be a light dinner with no alcohol with my Consort. I fact I am planning to give all of the Courtesans I am seeing ASAP after I arrive a nice gift with a letter about me and what I am interested in to help speed negotiations when the time arrives. I am thinking that I will include a Pill in the envelop in a little plastic bag so that during our dinner they can in their own seductive way give me the Pill. This could all change but while I am out this morning I am going to shop for the small bags.

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