Name that Penis

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    RanchMama
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    Now I know this is an odd one, but the girls and I would surely love to hear the answer to this question.. This is just for fun.

    #4379
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    Kharmis
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    Fast and the Furious or Failure to Launch.

    #4446
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    Automatic Slim
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    OK I’ll go first. “The Holy Grail.”

    #4458
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    Automatic Slim
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    OK I will go first: “The Holy Grail”.

    #4481

    Allissa
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    Don’t be shy be a Man! Lets hear it!

    #4540

    gonzothegreat
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    “Are We There Yet?”

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    schwalsr
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    either “For Your Eyes Only” or “The Last Detail”
    : – )

    #4567

    gonzothegreat
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    Gone In 60 Seconds..haha

    #4571

    Charina Lee
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    C’mon guys!!!!! We’re waiting…..How about “The Longest Yard” or “48 hours” or “The Never Ending Story”….he, he, he

    #4616

    YB_Goode
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    If I’m honest, I don’t really think my penis has any attributes that make it particularly remarkable. But this topic cracks me up though, so I’ll toss a few out there just for the humor of it! :)

    1) Titanic (For the larger gents)
    2) Lincoln (Has a funny beard, and is way longer than you thought it’d be)
    3) Battleship (Utterly confusing, but sure had a lot of explosions!)
    4) Fahrenheit 911, Sicko or anything by Michael Moore (Leans to the left)

    So RanchMama, does this mean for the next topic you’ll use movie titles to describe your lady parts? Fair is fair 😉

    -YB

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    WhisperHawk
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    There Will Be Blood

    #4643

    YB_Goode
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    I’m recreating this thread, because for some reason it wouldn’t let me respond to it, and I think it’s pretty damn funny! Here is the original post from Ranchmama Dena:

    Now I know this is an odd one, but the girls and I would surely love to hear the answer to this question.. This is just for fun: Describe you penis with a movie title

    Now, in reality I don’t feel like my penis really has any unique or outstanding attributes. But in the interest of shits’ n’ giggles I’ll toss out a few to get this thing started.
    1) Titanic (For the larger gents, of course)
    2) Lincoln (Has a funny beard, and is way longer than you thought it’d be)
    3) Battleship (Makes almost no sense, but has a ton of explosions!)
    4) Die Hard(er) (Uh oh, was that 2 Viagra, or my heart meds?)
    5) The Color Purple (Definitely a double dose of Viagra)

    Feel free to add your own! :)
    -YB

    PS-Dena, does this mean that we’ll soon see a post that uses movie titles to describe your lady bits? 😉

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    There are a few movies that cum to mind…

    “The Incredible Hulk”
    or
    “The Lover”
    or
    “Dr. Strangelove”
    or
    “The Pink Panther”

    #5333

    Jazzmark007
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    Well, let’s see. There could be several, mostly older movies.
    “The Petrified Forest” ” The Treasure Of The Sierra Madre” “White Heat” and my personal favorite, “Hard Eight” BTW, these are all great movies and if you haven’t seen them you should.

    #5334

    Jazzmark007
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    Oh, and I forgot, “Dick Tracy”.

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    How about the old WWII movies…

    “Run Silent, Run Deep”
    or
    “Destroyer”
    or
    “Battle of the Bulge”

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    joyrider
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    I call BS. There’s a whole lot of “Get Shorty” out there.

    #5349

    RanchMama
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    It’s been a few weeks since I have had a chance to get on here. It’s been a trying day to say the least. So I was working on trying to get the photos off of my phone to upload to the forum which is a horrific task ( getting the pics off of my phone that is ) and I pulled this one up.

    You guys are the absolute best. I laughed so hard you all made me snort and cry, My makeup is ruined, My sides are killing me and it’s all worth it!

    YB – I do believe all the ladies should play as well not just me 😉

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    schwalsr
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    A Shot in the Dark

    #5356

    YB_Goode
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    Nice to see this thread has been resurrected!
    I was having problems posting a response (got strange error messages), so I feared it would be lost to the ether…glad it got saved in there somehow. 😉

    RanchMama- Sure, all the ladies can play!…just as long as you do too. What can I say, I’m a Forbidden Fruit kinda guy 😉

    -YB

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