Dear Beautiful Lady,
You would look hot in a pink bikini.
No need for swelling gorilla glue.
You are the perfect height
To punch out a certain kangaroo.
Some people are natural insect repellants.
You are the opposite,
Butterflies flock to your excellence.
Lets sit down together with some chocolate
And take in the refreshment
Of your witty wisecrackery
Done most satisfactorily!
Hope to see your smiling eyes in the bar very soon.