October 16, 2013 at 9:12 am #5496
Hello, first post. My birthday will be coming up in May, and I a thinking of visiting the Ranch for a birthday party with one of the charming ladies of the ranch. Question is, when can I expect to see the schedule for the month of May? I know it is 7 months away, so I don’t expect it to be too soon, but I always like to plan ahead.October 16, 2013 at 12:29 pm #5497
Typically our schedules are posted on three to four months in advance. If you have a specific lady in mind…email her and see if she know her schedule for May 2014!October 16, 2013 at 9:57 pm #5501
Thank you Amber Lynn for the reply. I don’t have one particular lady in mind yet. There are certain attributes I am looking for, both physical and personality wise, but nothing set in stone. If there is a connection, that is the main thing. I am flying to Vegas, but have not decided if I will stay at the ranch or just visit for the day. One possibility is coming to the ranch straight from the airport the day before my birthday, staying the night and spending my actual birthday at the ranch then going back to Vegas for a day before returning home. It will all depend on my budget. One thing for sure though, I will take advantage of the limo, it is my birthday after all. 🙂 I suppose I can expect to see the May schedules in February or March. That’s fine, it will still give me ample time to arrange things.
October 17, 2013 at 7:30 am #5503
- This reply was modified 4 years ago by kane.
You can peruse the “Scheduled Ladies” page of Courtesans coming soon to inform you which Ladies will be there on a specific date. However, this is updated constantly to accommodate last minutes changes so check it just before your trip. http://www.sherisranch.com/comingsoon.aspx
Also, there is a “Weekly Lineup” of Courtesans currently at the ranch. http://www.sherisranch.com/lineup.aspx
I know you’ll have a great birthday celebration at Sheri’s Ranch no matter which Lady you choose. Also, your method of transportation is not critical so use whatever means you must to arrive at Sheri’s Ranch. Also, there’s another post concerning Limos on the following thread. http://blog.sherisranch.com/forums/topic/general-question/#post-4761October 17, 2013 at 10:10 am #5504
Thank you very much for your input, FF.October 17, 2013 at 4:31 pm #5516
Here’s a couple more points of reference and observations to consider. What FF said in relation to the ladies schedule is correct, the line-up as a rule is very fluid. I find the last 1-2 weeks before arrival tends to be the most accurate ( The last week is typically best) yet notwithstanding this dynamic you could show up at the ranch and have a line-up which still differs significantly from what is seen on this site. So don’t get too precise or determined as it applies to the line-up.
If you intend to take the limo as delineated make sure you have a healthy budget. The limo as advertised is complimentary yet I can assure you it is not free. Do not confuse these two precepts as they are not alike in this venue.
Have fun on your adventure.
MavOctober 17, 2013 at 10:30 pm #5517
Thank you also, Maverick. Everyone’s advice is helpful and appreciated. Maverick, when you say healthy budget, that is kind of subjective. Let me throw this out there. Because I am not wishing or intending to break forum rules or etiquette, I am not asking for specific numbers here, I understand discussing prices outside of the room is a no-no, so I am asking in a broad sense and a yes or no answer would be fine, but lets say I was looking for a classic sex party, 1 girl, maybe a 2hr or so GFE, not in a bungalow, (but would not rule it out if budget allowed), with limo, could I reasonably expect to be able to have such a party with a budget of around $xxxx – $xxxx or would I need to increase my budget or lower my expectations? Hope my question is not in bad form, just want to have an idea beforehand so as to avoid disappointment on the day.October 18, 2013 at 6:59 am #5518
At the upper end of your number you should be able to get a bungalow party.October 18, 2013 at 8:03 am #5519
The minimum Bungalow party price is $xxxx (price listed on the sign on the piano in the parlor). The complicating factor is the limo service. My understanding is the driver receives 30% of the negotiated party price instead of a fixed amount. Ladies have to factor the limo driver’s share into their negotiations. Even though the limo is complimentary, you will likely pay a higher party price, to compensate the lady for the reduction in her share paid to the limo driver. If any one has different information, please comment.
PretenderOctober 18, 2013 at 1:42 pm #5522
‘tender pretty much put it down right. What I was driving at was although the limo is complimentary to the client, the onus is put on the lady of your desire to extract a premium to offset the complimentary dynamic. As previously delineated, a 30% premium is accessed to the lady you choose to party with and this percentage is taken off of the top of the negotiated rate BEFORE the split with the house. Hence lacking any unrecompensed service.
My advise rent a car and save yourself the premium, its a nice drive (and driving is something I don’t find enjoyable) and provides maximum flexibility. However, if your set on taking the high roller excursion, I hope you get Warren as a driver, you’ll absolutely love him….great guy with an exceptional sense of humor. In spite of me perennially trying to disentangle his fares we still get along swimmingly. He’s from New Yawk…. ( yes, Warren that’s me F’ing up your accent again) and it shows.
Either way you go I just wanted you to know the unvarnished reality of your probable situation. BTW, this is something you only get from here, and usually just me, the ladies don’t speak of this calculus and I’m sure you understand why, even though it is a large PITA for them. And frankly it takes a set of stones to take a swing at this time honored sacred cow.
Courage has never been an issue for me 😉
MavOctober 18, 2013 at 9:08 pm #5529
Thanks everyone for their advice, it is really appreciated. Mav, I certainly understand why the girls would not speak of the premium. Perhaps I will rent a car, although I hate driving, especially in cities and in unfamiliar places. It will depend on my final budget, which I won’t really know until February or March.October 21, 2013 at 12:18 pm #5577
Kane, any way you arrive here, you are sure to have an Amazing time! We look forward to meeting you in person!
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