Winter funnys

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    UKpete
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    I made myself a snowman,
    As perfect as can be,
    I thought I’d keep it as a pet,
    So I let it sleep with me,
    I made it some pyjamas and a pillow for its head,
    Last night the bastard vanished and pissed in my bed.

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    Tatyana
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    Goldilocks, it’s known, had lots of guys
    And Pinnochio’s one, I do surmise
    She’d sit on his face
    Stick his nose in that place
    Then make the poor puppet tell lies!

    #12047

    UKpete
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    Dirty Johnny climbs onto Santa’s lap at the department store. Santa says, “I’ll bet I know what you want for Christmas.” And with his index finger he taps the boy on the nose with every letter he spells, “T-O-Y-S.” The little boy answers, “No, I have enough toys.” Santa tries again, tapping Johnny’s nose with every letter, “C-A-N-D-Y.” Again, Johnny says, “No, I have all kinds of candy.” “Well, what would you like for Christmas?” Santa asks. Johnny replies, tapping Santa on the nose, “P-U-S-S-Y. And don’t tell me you don’t have any because I can smell it on your finger!”

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