Two weeks ago, former New York Knicks player Greg Anthony was caught soliciting a prostitute. This morning, Pro Football Hall of Famer Warren Sapp was arrested for the same thing. Both men had careers in broadcast sports at the time of their arrest, and both men were indefinitely suspended from their positions.
These two recent arrests bring to light something that the courtesans and staff of Sheri’s Ranch have known for quite some time: the professional sports world’s desire for prostitution is massive. There is a rich history of athletes getting busted with prostitutes, yet, for some reason, the vast majority of athletes still choose to satisfy their desire for no-frills sex with an illegal hooker.
Thankfully, several informed athletes and sports professionals do the right thing and enjoy their dalliances at Sheri’s Ranch, where a celebrity’s privacy, reputation, and health are protected.
In an attempt to alleviate an impending epidemic of athletes losing everything because of a tryst with an illegal prostitute, the justified Jezebels of Sheri’s Ranch are willing to offer consultation services, for a relatively small fee, to NBA, NFL, and MLB franchises, and TV networks that employ former athletes. In these sessions the harlots will educate the sports world on the benefits of visiting a legal Nevada brothel, including but not limited to:
- No risk of catching an STD. Legal prostitutes are tested weekly for sexually transmitted diseases. No customer of Sheri’s Ranch has ever contracted an STD or HIV as a result of an encounter with one of our courtesans.
- You get to keep your job, marriage, reputation, legacy, etc. Legal brothels respect your privacy. No legal brothel has ever outed or exposed a patron as a consumer of prostitution – and since these brothels are legal, there is a 0% chance of getting busted by law enforcement.
- Great team builder! With Sheri’s current pool of 150 tight and tested babes, there’s a lady for everyone’s taste. The whole team can participate!
Let’s take care of this problem before it truly does become an epidemic. Contact Sheri’s Ranch and book a consultation for your franchise today.
Read about our offer to Warren Sapp in this TMZ Sports Exclusive: