Not every woman at Sheri’s Resort offers cunnilingus. If it’s important to you, ask. Some women really don’t like it. Others…meh. Some don’t get off on it. Some save it for their personal lives. Whatever the reason, be ready for her to say, “No, thank you.” Accept it and move on to other delightful activities!

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Some of us do offer it though. If she says yes, there are things you need to do and know. First, please take time to give yourself a close shave, so your face is soft and smooth. Same idea for fingernails. Clip them, or better yet, get a manicure – it won’t kill you, and she will love it! Second, let me introduce you to the dental dam.

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What the what?!?! A dental dam is a silky thin sheet of scented latex used to cover the woman’s genitals and anus. She will put a dollop of lubricant on her clitoris, place the dental dam over everything, so it’s wrapped up nice and tight, and then invite you on the ride of your life. Yes, it’s a little like having a picnic and throwing the blanket over the food, but the exchange of bodily fluids is verboten. And it still feels amazing!

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Here are some tips when taking your woman to Orgasm Village via DATY: Identify the location of her clitoris by talking to her. It’s okay to ask directions, in fact, for this trip it’s required.

“Is this it, Baby?”

“A little to the left.”

“Here?”

“A little to the right.”

“Here?”

“Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!”

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Pay attention to her body language. If she isn’t moving her hips, breathing hard, and grabbing your hair, you’re off track. Pull over. Have her show you which road to take by pointing to the map with her finger. Once begun, surprise, the destination may be seconds away! When she arrives, back off. Stop. If you’ve ever had a woman push your head away like an angry beast, it’s nothing personal. The mayor of Orgasm Village is Ms. Clitoris, and when she’s done presiding over this important business, she needs a break. Don’t touch her; she’s too sensitive right afterwards.

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Also, don’t go for it again right away unless your lover tells you to. Many of us need to refuel. And, here is a shattering bummer… not all women are multi-orgasmic. Some are one and done, just like some men. And, like the weather, it can change from day to day. Some days she might come quickly over and over again. Other days, the trip may be long and bumpy. When a woman who loves cunnilingus isn’t able to come for whatever reason, it is still a great way to transition into penetrative sex. Pleasure for pleasure’s sake is good enough, even without reaching the destination. Enjoy the journey!

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Going down on a woman is a skill you can hone with practice. Great lovers know that your tongue is at least as important as your penis – if not more. If you’ve never performed cunnilingus because you weren’t sure what to do, or were never lucky enough to have an assertive partner ask for it, I can teach you how to please me and give you confidence for next time. Pretend that you are a blind man, and you are trying to visualize the area in your mind by gently exploring it with your tongue.

Learn to take excellent care of a vagina and good things will come your way. You will walk taller and have more confidence in other aspects of your life. If something goes wrong at work, you can think to yourself, “Oh well, I give amazing head.” You will be the cunning one.

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The DATY village charter is simple:

  1.  Make sure you know where her clitoris is. Seriously!
  2. Don’t lick her from top to bottom like a Saint Bernard.
  3. Do not write the alphabet with your tongue. They were joking when they told you to do that.
  4. Move your tongue slower and softer than you think you should. Be firm. Don’t tickle. And please, no sword-tongue.
  5. Pay attention to her body language and the sounds she’s making. She should be grabbing your ears and grinding into your face! If she isn’t responding, stop and ask for direction. If she starts going crazy, don’t speed up. Stay the course, she’s about to come!
  6. When she comes, stop, get out of the way, and take cover.
  7. All women are different – sorry. These rules only work for me. But that’s the fun of being a good lover – discovering what other women like and learning new techniques.

Once you memorize the rights and privileges, be adventurous. Explore. Put your compass in your backpack. And remember, it’s no fun to travel alone!

About Tatyana

I talked to my mom today like a good daughter, but she gave me a bunch of grief for not listening to her or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention. www.naughtytatyana.com My Sheri's Ranch Profile
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8 Responses to How To Perform Cunnilingus like a Champ!

  1. Profile photo of Anthony Anthony says:

    Hot! Another great post T. I really need to try this next time.

  2. Profile photo of T-and-J T-and-J says:

    You’re right. Everyone’s different. My wife loves it when I spell the alphabet. She likes the unpredictability. You can’t go wrong asking for feedback and direction. It shows you want to please her.
    My wife is giving me a trip to the ranch as a present when I turn 50 in January. We like your articles. Intelligence is sexy. Hopefully you’ll be around when we visit.
    Tony and Jo

  3. audrey says:

    Thank you for the lesson on how to please women. For many ladies, having oral performed on us is our most favorite thing in the world. I know I enjoy it when a gentleman says “Does this feel good? “……”Does that feel better?” Makes me more excited to return the favor.

  4. double down says:

    Yep, definitely the most fun part of sex for the ladies. Not to brag, but think I delivered 3 orgasms to my favorite courtesan at one party. Very fun for both of us!

  5. Profile photo of Alexander Alexander says:

    Hello, my name is Alex
    I am from Chicago Illinois everything you say about performing oral sex on the woman is true. I have done it many times on higher class prostitutes. But not to completion. Prostitutes usually do not encourage this kind of sex act.
    They think it is a waist of their time.
    It is different where prostitution is legal. One of these days I will see you in Nevada.

  6. Robin Sheri says:

    It’s my favorite part, which I like to repeat again and again.

    However, I have never dealt with something blocking my tongue, lips, and taste.

    Ladies will have to guide me on this.

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