Hello Readers! It’s Paloma from the world famous Sheri’s Brothel in Pahrump near Las Vegas. I’m here to expose a not-so-secret tip about an amazing substance I enjoy here at the ranch. When I don’t get enough of it I feel foggy and lethargic. It has a significant impact on my sex life and it could give yours a little boost too. Best of all it’s cheap and undeniably effective. We at Sheri’s Ranch all strive to dose generously all day, every day and I encourage you to do so as well. Honestly, I’d die if I had to go without it especially here in our little desert oasis so cheers to … water.

I was inspired to write this when I noticed a trend among our visitors. It’s a fact that a majority of people are in a state of chronic dehydration. “Sixty percent of our bodies are composed of water, seventy-five percent in our muscles, eighty-five percent in our brains, it’s like oil to a machine,” says Dr. Roberta Lee. We seem to function just fine (or so it would seem) making it easy to ignore our intake of universally healthy water even amidst signs that you’re running dry. Symptoms such as headaches, irritability and inexplicable exhaustion. Not exactly the makings of sexy. One might wait until thirst hits to reach for a beverage but you’re already dehydrated by then. Choosing caffeinated or alcoholic drinks won’t help the condition either, tasty as they might be. Caffeine and alcohol are diuretics which could leave you feeling worse. Would you change your drinking habits if I were to tell you better sex is achievable through the magic of H20? No prescription necessary!

According to French researcher Simon Thornton, blood volume is very important because the amount circulating is directly influenced by the fluids consumed. Gentlemen, I know you all want to offer the fullest, firmest sausage at the delicatessen. It stands to reason the more fluid within a person, the easier it is for the tissues to fill when aroused. The guideline of downing 8 glasses at eight ounces of water throughout the day could possibly help ward off E.D. as a lack of hydration is a common culprit. If you know you will be having a sexy encounter, try to drink enough water 12-24 hours before the date so your body has time to absorb it on a cellular level. Your experience might be much improved with additional benefits like increased performance through less muscle fatigue or cramps, better endurance, and flexibility with the additional moisture lubricating the joints. Not to mention when the volcano finally erupts, you may experience an increase in the amount of your lava flow. Some reports suggest it can as much as double in volume.

With more than a spicy libido to renew, hydration is a good habit overall. There’s so much to gain so what are you waiting for? Let’s raise a glass to better health and hotter sex. Your body will thank you and I look forward to reading your comments below.

About Paloma Del Castillo

A sensuous, passionate courtesan with a sense of adventure and a deep compassion for her clients, Paloma is the classy woman of your dreams. My Sheri's Ranch Profile
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