I’ve taken an interest in and began reading the overwhelming amount of material online about female ejaculation, “squirting” or “gushing,” depending on what you want to call it. American society is not comfortable with this topic in my opinion.  Our moms don’t sit us down and include this topic with the “Birds and the Bees” talk. On the contrary, our first sex-related discussions usually lack the naughty details. It’s more like a simple intro into the world of our sexuality that creates more confusion and questions than answers.

In other cultures, including the Ugandan Batoro, the older women teach the younger women “kachapati” (spraying the wall) at puberty. Talk about being informed from the start!  In the 16th Century, Dutch Physician Laevinius Lemnius referred to how a woman “draws for the man’s seed and casts her own with it.” 17th Century Francois Mauriceau described glands  at the urethral meatus that “pour out great quantities of saline liquor during coition.”

Well I didn’t have anyone teach me “kachapati” and no one plunked down a book on 16th century anything. It was all self discovery and exploration that lead me on my journey to “Squirting.”

I feel everyone has the ability to achieve a wet and wild orgasm, but there are key things that must be achieved before squirting can be attained.

Preparing to Squirt

It goes without saying that before you can squirt, you have to achieve a level of comfort with yourself as a sexual person. Leave your inhibitions at the door, let your mind roam free and embrace all of the nastiness and beauty that is your sexuality.

You want to be in a safe and comfortable environment. You don’t want to have to worry about someone walking in on you. That would be too much of a distraction. You need to get relaxed. You’re not going reach fulfillment unless you are relaxed and not thinking about whether you can or cannot squirt. Maybe some soft music if you’re a romantic person or, if you’re like me, how about a little porn to build up some excitement.

How to Squirt

Lay down in a comfortable position. Slowly caress your breast and body.  Play with the outer edges of your genitalia and get yourself aroused. Slowly insert your wet finger into your pussy about 1 to 2 inches and bend your fingers like you’re telling someone to come here. Gently apply a little pressure stimulating the G-spot. Apply more pressure if it feels good. Apply less pressure if that feels good.  If you like it then go with it. Don’t hold back. It will feel like you’re going to pee, just keep going because you’re not. Your about to have the most amazing orgasm and squirt all over the place. Just go with it. Once you do it that first time you will be hooked and want to do it again and again.

Here is a video that illustrates squirting using a version of the fingering technique I describe above.

Me, personally I like fingers inside me to make me squirt but nothing is better than squirting on a nice cock, that way I’m not the only one wet. When you get proficient at squirting you can experiment with toys and sexual positions that will completely satisfy you by hitting your G-spot. By angling your body and legs in different positions your man will be able to rub and put pressure on your G-spot. Let him know if you want him to go faster or slower, less or more, etc. Communication is key to squirting with a partner. So don’t be afraid tell him what you want and how you want it.

Now that you have explored your various triggers for your Squirting Pussy go a little further and try a little gentle slap on your clit while you’re squirting. The juices will flow even more. Have fun with it and enjoy the best orgasms of your life! If you have questions about squirting or if you’re interested in a squirting lesson from yours truly, contact me via my profile

About Kitty Cat

A warm and vibrant courtesan, Kitty Cat is a lady when needed and a freak in the sheet! She believes that sex, particularly good sex, is very healthy for the body, mind, and soul. My Sheri's Ranch Profile
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2 Responses to Female Ejaculation and the Elusive Squirting Pussy

  1. firefighter says:

    Dear Kitty Cat,
    I’ve practiced cunnilingus and G-spot (urethral sponge) massage but I’ve never witnessed a woman squirt significantly. I mean I’ve seen a woman flow a little ejaculate or sweet love juice but never a pronounced squirting stream. I’d like you to demonstrate this phenomenon in private so I can observe it first hand! Of course, I’ll assist you in achieving your full body orgasm experienced from this extremely intimate sexual stimulation. XO FF

  2. Profile photo of SpankyJ SpankyJ says:

    I know it’s an old post but I just had to say – wow, I’m so impressed by all the history and stuff you know about this! And on the off chance that anyone reads this so long after the original posting date, I have seen miss Kitty Kat squirt and it truly is a sight to behold.

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