Ode To Joy

Whether you’re a cabin boy, a college boy, a wolf boy, a farm boy, a golden boy, a mamma’s boy, a whipping boy, an office boy, a bok choy, the hoi polloi, the real McCoy, a back room boy, an errand boy, or an alter boy
this woman will be your Helen of Troy.

If you’re a chairman, an airman, a congressman, a caveman, a delivery man, a doberman, an anchorman, a backwoodsman, an everyman, a boogeyman, an Alabaman, an alderman,
or just a male
who wants to play a significant role
in the life of this particular female,
Joy will make you feel ten feet tall.

Joy has said some of the funniest things I’ve ever heard.
She’ll be the Bananas Jubilee in your Neapolitan.
And she is full of wisdom.
She said women are the most powerful force on earth
-think of child birth!
And I swear,
Joy could pull a train up Mount Charleston
with her pubic hair.

• This topic was modified 9 years, 7 months ago by Tatyana.