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  • #17601
    Flint
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    Sorry in advance for the “downer” topic, but what medical capabilities are there at the Ranch for treating anyone with a problem occuring during or after a party?

    #17607
    Flint
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    firefighter? Dena?

    #17628
    Angel Parr
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    lol, we’ll say a prayer for you while waiting for the ambulance. For insurance purposes, we’re not allowed to touch you…. Sorry you’re SOL guys, coming here is kinda like taking Viagra, you need to check with your doctor and make sure your heart is healthy enough for sex first!

    #17644
    roswell
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    Don’t lead a fear-based life!

    #17686
    Angel Parr
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    LMAO OMG Im sorry, I just feel bad for the bitch. Now shes got to walk around with a dead dog stuck up in her for the day.
    He obviously didnt get his doctors note first!

    #17693
    Flint
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    is there an EMT or doctor on site?

    #17696
    techieguy80
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    Don’t think so Flint, unless the issue happens one of the 2 times a week the doctor is there to see the ladies. If it makes you feel better, I used to be an EMT and if you buy me a beer I’ll happily sit in the bar with the ladies while you are partying, just in case they blow your heart up.

    #17699
    Flint
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    Thanks techie, but after a few beers how good will your skills be?

    #17741
    Angel Parr
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    Lmao, what a gentleman you are techie!
    No flint, he right unless you are here on Monday or Thursday there’s no doc on site. If something happens we call an ambulance from the local hospital, that’s about all we can do.

    #17753
    Flint
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    Thanks Angel. How far away is the hospital?

    #17767
    Angel Parr
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    The urgent care is about 20 mins, the DVH is about 30.

    #17774
    Flint
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    Good to know, although I would prefer I never need it.

    #17787
    Angel Parr
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    Lol, as do we!

    #17794
    Flint
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    Thanks.

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