Joke of the Day
A doctor informed family members, “The only lifesaving alternative for your loved one is a brain transplant. It’s a very risky experimental procedure, but it is the only hope. Insurance will cover the operation, but you will have to pay for the BRAIN.”
The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a time, someone asked, “How much will a brain cost?”
The doctor quickly responded, “$5,000 for a Democrat’s brain and $200 for a Republican’s brain.”
The moment turned awkward. Some of the Democrats in the family actually had to try not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the Republican family members. A relative unable to control his curiosity, finally blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, “Why is the Democrat’s brain so much more than a Republican’s brain?”
The doctor smiled at the question and explained to the entire group, “It’s just standard market pricing. Republicans’ brains are less expensive because they’ve been used.”