Joke of the Day
A blind guy sits down in a diner and says to the waiter, “I’m sorry but I’m blind and I can’t read the menu unless it’s in braille, so just bring me a dirty fork, I’ll smell it, and order from there.”
The waiter picks up a greasy fork, and hands it to the blind guy.
The blind guy puts the fork to his nose, breathes deep, and says, “Ah… that’s what I’ll have… meatloaf and mashed potatoes.”
The waiter can’t believe it, and he goes and tells his wife, Rose, who’s the cook.
The next day the blind guy walks in and the waiter says, “I’ll get you a dirty fork.”
He gets a dirty fork and hands it to the blind guy. The blind guy smells it, and says, “That smells great. I’ll take the macaroni and cheese with broccoli.”
The waiter thinks the blind guy is fucking with him now, so the next day when the blind guy walks in he goes into the kitchen and says to his wife, “Rose, rub this fork on your pussy.”
She does it, and then he goes out and hands it to the blind guy.
The blind guy puts the fork to his nose, takes a deep whiff, and says, “Hey, I didn’t know Rose worked here!”