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Since it’s been more than three years since my last carnal experience, I’d have to say Tombstone or Dry Bones applies pretty well. Although if you were to ask my penis, and please feel free to do so, he’d say The Jerk!

And this is why I’m headed to Sheri’s next weekend, and after that I should be able to change my sex life’s movie title to The Year We Make Contact.

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