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If it’s “pathetic” to want Char to paddle my bottom red whilst Brittney Ryder holds my face to her ample bosom, telling me that I am “such a brave boy”; then fine, I’m “pathetic”.

But… many, many moons from now, when I am standing at those pearly gates and St. Peter asks me if it was worth it, I will look him straight in the eye and say “hell yeah!”.


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