Reply To: Will you be my Valentine?? xoxoxoxo by J78 | January 16, 2017 at 3:52 pm #20216 J78Participant [quote quote=20214]How is Valentine’s day sex compared to birthday sex? [/quote]Birthday sex you throw cake at one another, or slap each other with fish. Valentine’s Day sex, someone wakes up with a flower in their bum.