Dearest Firefighter; An old style sign from the days of the west should be made and prominently displayed!
1. Asshole Tax
2. Jerk Tax
3. Dickhead Tax
4. Dingleberry Tax
5. Dipshit Tax
6. Ass-Clown tax
Now we have to define each one and figure out what the tax will be!!!!!
Many times locals come in to drink and stare and that’s as far as it goes. It’s great when locals support the place, but as in life, there are always a special few that will always deserve….THE TAX!