Dear Dena and Courtesans,
I’ll miss the Halloween Party since I won’t arrive until 10/25. However, I will be wearing surgical scrubs impersonating a gynecologist. I will offer thorough examinations to all Ladies free of charge, since I’m a generous type person! It’s just my nature to be a sensitive and caring human being!
XOXOXO
P.S. Dear Allissa, please save the last dance for me!