HOLY SHIT…This is one of the funniest threads ever!!!
I love it how the title is “This will be my last post”…and then he posts 3 or 4 follow ups. Oh, the irony!
I enjoy his well crafted and thought out prose. So eloquent, and so without punctuation.
It’s brilliant how he puts a “plus” at the beginning of a rant, and then finishes with a “minus”, so that in the end it makes “zero” sense. Comedic genius! LOL
Hmmm, I always thought that they spoke English in Australia…but Mr. Gudgeon uses words that I recognize as English, and yet when strung together as he does, seem to have vastly different meanings. I mean he can’t possibly have intended to say that he had a “grate” time with Emma, and then that she made him “feel like a piece of shit”…I’m missing something there, right? Ah, that wacky robert gudgeon, he’ll just say anything won’t he?!
Thanks for the laughs!
-YB
Wait, what?! You mean that WASN”T a comedy bit? Eeeewwwww 🙁