[Tatyana]

Remember when the dungeon was a disco?
You played music sweeter than Nabisco.
Remember when the Nuru Massage room was a nice little Jacuzzi?
You made sure it never got too boozy.
Remember when the walk room was a formal dining room?
When the only thing formal in there was the gloom.
Remember when Playland was a spa?
You’ve been here through all the bru ha ha.
Seen a million red drink cards.
Walked every cubic yard.
You can do every job in this place.
With bad-ass humor and grace.
But you’ve got yet another ace in your pocket
The ability to measure the length of an eye-socket!

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