Jokes

As a jazz musician, I love hearing and telling musician jokes. Here are some that would seem to fit in at Sheri’s Ranch:

Flute players do it sideways.

Q. Why is an orchestra conductor like a condom?
A. It’s safer with one, but more fun without.

Clarinets are wood and trumpets are horny, but a trombone can do it in seven positions.

Q: Why did Johann Sebastian Bach have 20 children.
A: He didn’t have any stops on his organ.

Annie went on a date with a french horn player. Her friend Julie asked how the date went. Annie said, “He wasn’t a very good kisser but I loved the way he held me!”

Do you know any jokes based in the sex industry that you think are funny? If so, post them for everyone to enjoy!