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    As a jazz musician, I love hearing and telling musician jokes. Here are some that would seem to fit in at Sheri’s Ranch:

    Flute players do it sideways.

    Q. Why is an orchestra conductor like a condom?
    A. It’s safer with one, but more fun without.

    Clarinets are wood and trumpets are horny, but a trombone can do it in seven positions.

    Q: Why did Johann Sebastian Bach have 20 children.
    A: He didn’t have any stops on his organ.

    Annie went on a date with a french horn player. Her friend Julie asked how the date went. Annie said, “He wasn’t a very good kisser but I loved the way he held me!”

    Do you know any jokes based in the sex industry that you think are funny? If so, post them for everyone to enjoy!

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