Lavender Roses for Brandy Lynn: A Party Report

beau•ty (BYOO-tee): n. The quality that gives pleasure to the mind or senses and is associated with such properties as harmony of form or color, excellence of artistry, truthfulness, and originality.

Many times have I shed tears, whether from sadness or elation. Never before had I shed them because I was moved so deeply in ways that I did not understand.

Such was my experience with Brandy Lynn.

Ever since we made our first eye contact across the bar in January, I knew that we would have an amazing time once I could make it happen. That time did not come until Thursday last. Our time together exceeded my most fantastic expectations.

Though, in accordance with decorum here, our party details will remain between the two of us, allow me to say that she was able to relax me almost without effort. And, as the ladies at the ranch can attest, getting me to calm the hell down is a pretty tall order. In her case, mission accomplished.

In order to serve my own self-interest of spending time with her again, I would have to betray my honesty by watering down my words here. But my desire to experience her again must remain subordinate to my wishes for her success, if for no other reason that to honor my gratitude for what she has given me.

Some of you, and many of the ladies at the Ranch, know that my heart has been hardened by my experiences in what I so loosely call the real world. Brandy Lynn has succeeded in melting my heart… a feat that I had previously believed had been rendered impossible. Once again… mission accomplished.

Gentlemen, you absolutely must find a way to get to the Ranch to spend some time with this extraordinary woman. FIND A WAY.

You will forever remember what it means to go weak in the presence of beauty.