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Though truthfully I never left I’ve just been lurking. 🙂
Good day/night ladies and gentlemen!
I posted a newbie introduction thread in the old forum to which a couple of lovely ladies and one or two kind sirs responded kindly and informatively to my query.
The only update I have (in addition to a few more questions/concerns) is that I’m taking some real steps towards being able to come and visit though still a long ways to go.
In another thread I read Sir Maverick mention that the complimentary limo service adds a 33% premium to a party which definitely makes me reconsider and renting a car though I still might take the limo being as how I’ve never been in one and since I’d be going to lose my “V-card” it’s a special occasion that warrants extra celebration after all you only have one “V-card” to lose.
Though that’s really just a comment on the ongoing debate between car rental/taxi/limo ride in terms of transportation to and from Sheri’s Ranch.
I’m also working on building a visual and if I remember correctly there are two doors; one to the hotel and the other to the brothel, correct? And upon entering the brothel you’re greeting by the hostess to which you can choose to sit at the bar and have the ladies approach you or likewise you may approach them. Is it acceptable to hand the hostess a list of ladies you’re interested in, personality types and physical attributes? I’m not saying that I’d write a novel for the hostess I’m just asking if I choose to do that would it be OK?
From there you go to the bar (I would as I personally find the idea of a line-up distasteful as I’m not really getting to know a lady before going back to her room to negotiate) and would anyone and if possibly both ladies and gentlemen describe the bar scene of Sheri’s Ranch. If I recall correctly there is a pool table and while my skills aren’t the greatest I would definitely enjoy a game with anyone who wants to play, for fun of course not cash.
Now I personally fall into the category of introvert and shy and I’m also a nerd and quite eccentric though I do intend to buy some clothes for the occasion. I think I remember reading somewhere on the forum about advice that it might be best to adopt a slightly different persona and my case definitely Bond, James Bond without the alcohol and English accent though of course. I mention that because it might be helpful for the ladies to know that the way to tell you have good chemistry with me is when I’m talking freely and a lot it means I’ve warmed up to you and definitely like you.
By the general consensus many of the ladies are turned on or at least enjoying being a teacher to virgins, ladies would you say that’s a pretty accurate statement? I would also before any other item on my ‘list’ for the hostess list that as the number one in the matching of me with the right lady in the house.
Okay now for the sticky part (pun intended) being a virgin I am actually quite anxious on how a party will go and worry I’ll climax either extremely quickly or not at all (not that I doubt the skills of the ladies just the nervousness by itself might shut me down) and that I won’t give as much pleasure as I’m receiving. Also in the negotiations how do you ladies discover what your clients turns ons, turns offs and sexual fantasies are? Do you ask them outright or is there another way you obtain this information? I doubt that it’s spoken freely in the bar where everyone is just getting to know each other.
I personally would ask you first (ladies first and all) that way I know and then share mine omitting your turn offs that are my turn ons. Because as I said I want to please you as much as you please me.
Now as far as gifts go I’ve been surfing the Internet and my question is, are they mandatory? Being as I don’t know any of the lovely ladies not to mention who I’ll be partying with it’s extremely difficult to know whether or not I should bring a gift(s).
What I’d probably do especially if my chosen lady who takes my “V-card” and I really hit it off is party with her every time I visit (that is if I choose to become a hobbyist) and after a few times especially around her birthday or the holidays to then bring gifts and to any other lady(ies) who I share a good professional relationship with.
One last question and I apologize if it’s TMI as well as crude I want to find out if this is acceptable/allowed: Is it possible to purchase the lady’s who you partied with panties? At the very least in negotiation it would jog the memory of said lady that this is Azru007 in person.
Thank you for your time in reading and replies and no doubt I’ll probably have more questions and concerns before I come to visit.
Azru007,
In regards to the transport issues as it applies to your visit I still recommend renting a car. The drive is very nice, cruising through the Sierra-Nevada mountains and observing country many never get the chance to adds to the experience. However, if your going to be a “one hit wonder”, just there to lose your V-Card, and wish to go by way of the whale it is certainly your decision. Should you do so I hope you get Warren, he’s got quite the personality ( and if you do give him a hard time for and from me!!)
I’m also working on building a visual and if I remember correctly there are two doors; one to the hotel and the other to the brothel, correct?
No, this one goes into the Parlor ( Directly into the Brothel part of the building.)
As you approach the building its the door located next to the ramp for the physically encumbered.
This door goes directly into the bar:
This is your best option you can go right inside. If you use the parlor door you’ll have to ring the bell and be received.
Upon entering the bar the hostess will greet you and guide you on your way.
As far as determining which lady to choose, your over thinking this. Take this from a guy who has been around a good long while. Ditch the lists and the line-up, go to the bar and mingle this way you can access the personal chemistry between you and the ladies. If you wish to meet a lady you don’t see in the bar just ask the hostess if she’s available the hostess will summon her to the bar where you can meet. This is also a time where you can engage the girls in a game of pool, some are quite good, I’ve had some of the locals join in as well. Many times the “short list” goes up in flames once you get in the bar and work it. It seems you are in overdrive with this issue put it in cruise control, relax and enjoy the ride.
The bar is a mix of the ladies and locals mostly and there are some of us “hotel guests” and brothel players. The bar is frequented by tourist, local and brothel dog alike. In years past I have been in the midst of the Red Hat Ladies so the clientele of the bar can be quite diverse. Its a mid size bar with a pool table, popcorn maker ( I think its still there.), a video game machine, juke box, a small stage for ladies to dance and multiple TV’s. The gift shop is just off the bar area as well.
As far as your approach, just be you, unless your a jerk then be almost anyone else. Don’t put on airs and be a poser, this is walking completely in the wrong direction. The ladies are aware of neophytes and the stress this creates, they will roll with this and put you at ease. Just relax, be open, kind, respectful and your understated persona will fall into place with little to no effort. I will note that personal hygiene is important be clean in person and dress. After shave, deodorant et al will go a long way in making the experience better in the long and short run. A little manscaping never hurts either.
As far as what the ladies like in a gentleman caller and your party concerns is something you should take up with them when you are at the ranch. There is not pat answer for your query, this includes your panties request. These ladies are individuals, as such they all have different tastes, specialties, likes and dislikes. This is why I advise you to work the bar you need chemistry, first and foremost, then you will feel at ease moving forward with the party and any concerns therein. Be tactful yet honest and forthcoming in the negotiations, leave nothing to chance, full disclosure is advised. Don’t try to be slick and hustle them ( this is where you will get eaten alive, this is their backyard, varmints will pay a high price for playing the stupid card.) just be fair and upfront. Don’t be afraid to walk, meaning don’t feel pressured to close the deal on a party you don’t feel right in doing so. Many are scared of this as its akin to rejection and disappointment, I’ve done it several times over the years once you understand how liberating this can be its a very good quality to have.
Gifts are not mandatory but very nice and thoughtful ones are certainly appreciated by the ladies. If you rent a car you can go into Pahrump and find something suitable for your individual lady after you have all the details necessary…..see rent the car!!!!
My advise, Be kind, respectful, clean, treat the ladies as you would any woman of substance and have your expectations commensurate to your negotiating abilities. Then all things should fall into place for you.
My Best,
Mav
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I wish I had read this when I first wnet ot the Ranch.
I agree that if you take the limo ask for Warren, he will make your ride more pleasant.I wish I had read this when I first wnet ot the Ranch.
Wish I could have been there for ya Flint!!! Should there be anything I could ever help you out with give me a shout out!!!!
Thanks!!
My Best,
Mav
Maverick, thank you sir for your words of wisdom. 🙂
Also for the pictures which definitely helps a lot! There’s just one question I have still about the doors that I didn’t ask and that is which one would lead me to the hotel? If I do decide to make a journey to the brothel I’ll probably want to stay a couple of days to get the most of the experience which would also fall under your advice for renting a car instead of taking a limo.
Your description of the bar scene is great by the way and sounds very laid back and fun.
If I do decide to take the limo and Warren is my driver I’ll be sure to mention your name.
You’re definitely right about my over-thinking everything (while also being in overdrive) and no I don’t think I’m a jerk so as you said probably best to be myself and I’ll take your advice on my list and ditch it as you said that way I’m more focused on personal chemistry.
Don’t worry about your performance or whether you climax too soon or at ALL! I gave my V-card away at the ranch and never climaxed. I still had a good time and hope that you will too. Just don’t worry and enjoy every minute. And as for performance, I assumed I was going to suck my first time so I wasn’t really worried about it and I don’t think you should be either. One piece of advice I can give you is that some of it is going to be more physically challenging than it looks. If I can give you some more advice – go, first of all – and don’t be afraid of embarrassing yourself but do be clean and respectful. The people I met there are really friendly, laid-back and run an honest business.
Hope I was helpful. Have a good time and be safe!
@Flint – Thank you for your feedback also Flint and I’m sure once I visit perhaps I’ll have a little nugget of information to pass down to the newbies especially those in my anxious over-thinking position.
@CandyAndy – I found your message to be very helpful and encouraging, thank you. 🙂 I do believe you maybe right on just going and I equally find that the reason that I’m over-thinking is because I really want to go, after all the only thing I have to lose is my V-card which I want to lose anyway, haha! And technically I could pop down for a visit sometime on or around my 30th birthday which is November 15th.Unfortunately I cannot post to the thread you started entitled “A newbie returns”. The new message board is still rife with problems was poorly executed and provides diminishing returns.
So I will post my response to you here in a new thread:
Azru007,
No sweat glad to help out. The door that leads you to the hotel is an interior door that is almost directly behind the parlor door (pictured in my prior post) about 30-40 feet. Should you make a hotel reservation being this is your first visit you probably will get an escort, no not one of the girls….I saw that…., probably a support staff agent that will lead you through the delineated door which leads to the Courtyard:
<br>Uploaded with ImageShack.usIf you look at the photo find the pool,look just above it. The last segment of building above it is the far edge of the hotel suites. You’ll walk through various paved walking paths that lead to the hotel rooms. As I understand it only hotel guests, ladies and staff are allowed in the courtyard. If you stay at the hotel and if the weather is sunny you may catch the ladies sunning themselves with a little less than you would normally find on the beach……….if you catch my drift. I love it when the ladies take the girls for a walk. So there are benefits to staying at the Ranch ( I always do!!). As a hotel guest you also have access to the courtyard hot tub, pool and other amenities of the courtyard. Perhaps you may wish to sun yourself at an opportune moment!!!!
Assuming you go through the door to the bar and make a hotel reservation, the hostess will greet you then direct/task you to the office. You’ll check in and the staff will guide you from there. Its an easy and stress free process.
Nice to see that you’re going to ditch the list and operate spontaneously ad libitum. This will take a lot of pressure off of you. You seem like a real structured cat and I know the feeling, me too. This is the time to let go and let loose…let go the framework and complexities and just roll with momentum. The free wheeling atmosphere is a good diversion for us type A’s.
Good Luck.
My Best,
Mav
To All,
Due to a lack of stability, ability or compatibility of these forums I can only occasionally post on this board. I had a post prepared for azru007 to aid him in his maiden voyage to the ranch, I tried to post it to this thread with no success receiving different error messages at different points in time. As a result Mr. 007 and any lurkers viewing in will not have the advantage of continued learned advise/education from a longtime habitué of the hobby. I wish the transition to the new board was handled differently, I know it has driven more than a few away, and the longer the board lacks a user friendly approach the more it will languish.
Consequently, as a result of this and other issues unrelated to the above aforementioned issues, you will be seeing even less of me here than in the recent months where I have been less attentive than many years past. Additionally, some of the other long standing diehards have decided to move along….a great resource has been lost. The disposition of this deficit will be spread out amongst the factions of the participants, some will probably never know or be able to tell the difference.
In the past couple of days I have spoken with a highly placed administrator of the ranch in regards to this issue. It was speculated that software issues on my end maybe the culprit…however since that time I have made necessary changes predicated on the theoretical compatibility issues………..yet the dysfunction continues. I don’t know if any of these issues plague any of you that can still post to these forums…perhaps you could provide some perspective. Perhaps I am paranoid, however, I continue to ponder the idea that maybe some of the content of my posts ( particularly when advising the neophytic ) is somehow part and/or parcel of the issue. I post honestly and as tactfully as possible, I say and have said things that do not benefit ALL parties involved, sometimes I rub a few folks the wrong way yet it is honest, true and for the greater good. On the recently retired board not only was I the most senior poster but the most redacted ( The go rounds I had with the old GM over that….Jesus!!!). I can’t help to wonder if this is a manifestation over content…………. or perhaps I’m just bat shit crazy.
I can be found on Twitter @BXMaverick
On FaceBook; Bret Maverick
Via Email: srmavmail@yahoo.comLet me know what your experiences are and what ya think!!!
Good Luck to y’all ( If this f’n post sticks to the thread!!)
My Best,
Mav
You have gotten some great help! One word of advice I can add being a shy type myself, don’t be! Lol pretend you are another person, nobody is there to judge you and who knows how many people you meet you will actually see again. Put the confidence in full gear and just go for it. You don’t have to change who you are but for this once in a lifetime experience change how you present yourself and interact. I try to be more social and create conversations I normally don’t do in the “real world”, if you saw me outside of the ranch well you probably wouldn’t cause I’m so quiet! You only have a short amount of time to find the right “one” so don’t hold back on making it an even greater opportunity. Feel free to email me any questions or suggestions. Good luck 🙂
That’s cause I come out of my box at the ranch! The ranch has become so comfortable for me it allows me to be way more outroverted. That’s why I love it there!
Dearest Hal, our new software program, This is not a duplicate post as you have asserted multiple times. You seemingly can’t get it up the first time. Not good for software used for brothel purposes, at the very least you can get it up the first time. When at the ranch I get it up multiple times with little effort. Perhaps a little Viagra or something significantly similar might help. Perhaps there is a program Aaron can upload ( it appears download is an issue for you) that will help you keep it up.
Many of us have grown weary of your lack of abilities……so FOR GOD SAKE FIGURE IT OUT!!!!
Thanks,
Mav
Azru007,
No sweat glad to help out. The door that leads you to the hotel is an interior door that is almost directly behind the parlor door (pictured in my prior post) about 30-40 feet. Should you make a hotel reservation being this is your first visit you probably will get an escort, no not one of the girls….I saw that…., probably a support staff agent that will lead you through the delineated door which leads to the Courtyard:
<br>Uploaded with ImageShack.usIf you look at the photo find the pool,look just above it. The last segment of building above it is the far edge of the hotel suites. You’ll walk through various paved walking paths that lead to the hotel rooms. As I understand it only hotel guests, ladies and staff are allowed in the courtyard. If you stay at the hotel and if the weather is sunny you may catch the ladies sunning themselves with a little less than you would normally find on the beach……….if you catch my drift. I love it when the ladies take the girls for a walk. So there are benefits to staying at the Ranch ( I always do!!). As a hotel guest you also have access to the courtyard hot tub, pool and other amenities of the courtyard. Perhaps you may wish to sun yourself at an opportune moment!!!!
Assuming you go through the door to the bar and make a hotel reservation, the hostess will greet you then direct/task you to the office. You’ll check in and the staff will guide you from there. Its an easy and stress free process.
Nice to see that you’re going to ditch the list and operate spontaneously ad libitum. This will take a lot of pressure off of you. You seem like a real structured cat and I know the feeling, me too. This is the time to let go and let loose…let go the framework and complexities and just roll with momentum. The free wheeling atmosphere is a good diversion for us type A’s.
Good Luck.
My Best,
Mav
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