The late, great George Carlin once said, “The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.” Well, perhaps that’s why the annual Holiday party at Sheri’s Ranch, America’s premier legal brothel, is so highly anticipated. Where else can one carouse, dance, and enjoy all kinds of Holiday cheer with a plethora of pulchritudinous prostitutes until the sun comes up? This year’s sure-to-be-epic Holiday extravaganza will take place on December 14th, 2013 at 8:00 PM.
Of course, the libidinous ladies of Sheri’s Ranch have an ulterior motive for hosting this flirtatious festivity. The requirement for entry is a new unwrapped toy to benefit the Toys for Tots Foundation, an organization started by the US Marine Corps that collects donated toys in the months leading up to the Holiday season, and distributes those toys as Christmas gifts to less fortunate children in the community.
For several years now, Sheri’s Ranch has participated in the Toys for Tots program through their annual Holiday party. The courtesans and staff of Sheri’s ask that you take part in this extraordinary endeavor to help less fortunate children throughout the United States experience the joy of the Holiday season.
If you are unable to attend the event, but you still want to join Sheri’s girls in making the Holidays a little brighter for underprivileged children, you can send a new toy to the following address:
Sheri’s Ranch, Attn: Dena
10551 Homestead Rd
Pahrump, NV 89061
Happy Holidays to all of our friends from the courtesans and staff at Sheri’s Ranch!