March 1, 2014 at 9:39 pm
#7200
Anonymous
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Politically Incorrect Jokes of the Day!
A term known as ‘Lesbionics’ (Pertaining to Lesbian activities and nature.)
1. What do you call a pantry full of Lesbians?
A licker cabinet.
2. Why can’t Lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same time?
Because they can’t eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on their face.
3. What is a Lesbian dinosaur called?
A Lickalotapuss.
4. What do you call Lesbian twins?
Lick-a-likes.
5. What’s the definition of mass confusion?
Twenty blind Lesbians in a fish market.
6. What’s the difference between a Ritz cracker and a Lesbian?
One’s a snack cracker; the other’s a crack snacker.
7. How can you tell a tough Lesbian bar?
Even the pool table doesn’t have balls.