6 Things You May Have NEVER Guessed About SouthPaw:
1) Before ever coming to Sheri’s, I was a bit more shy/quiet around a bigger group of people, was constantly up and down in the dating scene and had given up on dating and relationships all together. I took a step back and believed I owed it to myself to have fun and let loose….and well, here I am! 😀 As time went on, age and wisdom kick in alil more and now I have a “don’t give a crap about what people think” attitude, but w/o being a D-bag about it.
2) I don’t drink or drink very little, not becuz I’m a recovering alcoholic (pyeah, I wish!) but becuz I lack an enzyme that breaks down alcohol which in turn hits my blood stream faster, causes me to turn red, glossy-eyed, sweaty and with heart palpitations. The only way out of this is to pop a Pepcid b4 drinking but you know what they say about mixing drugs and alcohol. Of course, gimme a Xyience or RockStar energy drink and I can take a nap right after.
3) Opposite of Miss Amber Lynn, I’m a computer nerd by trade, but not by hobby. I work in the Information Technology field and know what I need to know to do my job, but if you ask me what’s the latest and greatest newest systems out there in the market are, I will stare at you like you have 3 heads. I have other hobbies and interest that are more important.
4) Before every party, I have a routine (like most guys) of prepping myself: Workout, eat something light, shower, shave, trim nails, brush teeth, deodorant, do my hair all to the UFC Intro Song “Face the Pain” (Really Face the Fun) by Stemm to psych myself up! Instead of the fights, I think back to every girl I’ve partied with and the most intense moments during each battle, er party.
5) After a really HOT intense party with a girl, I will high five myself, raise my arms in victory intensity and shadow box in her bathroom, the bungalow bathroom or my hotel bathroom from the adrenaline rush. (her not looking, of course LOL) On the flip side, if I felt my performance was lacking or missed a moment of “coulda, woulda, shoulda” during the party, but didn’t follow thru in a flowing way, I do beat myself up (not literally lol) and am my own worse critic.
6) Ever since coming to Sheri’s and having fun playing with numerous ladies, sex has become…more of a sport for me. I live for and love building the connection, the sensuality and the “let the bodies hit the bed” thrill of partying with a new lady or re-acquainting with a lady I’ve played with before. Even tho I’m far from being a “sexpert” I seek to challenge myself and make challenges to the ladies by going up against the Best of the Best!
