1). I have fashion issues. I’ve worn jeans to the beach.
2). I can sing along to Gilbert and Sullivan’s You Are the Very Model of a Modern Major General.
3). I live in Anchorage and I’m single. No one believes me, but I promise, in Alaska the odds are good but the goods are odd. Once a guy with seven fingers and ten teeth asked me out and I said yes. He was hot.
4). My celebrity crush is Simon Schama from the Complete History of Britain.
5). If I’m ever executed and can only have one last meal, it would be kimchee because that takes 24 years to ripen.
6). My favorite guilty pleasure is taunting phone solicitors in a baby voice, “I’m so glad you called because my mom went to the bar two days ago and she hasn’t been back and my step dad took my baby brother and said he was going to Mexico and I’m here at the house all by myself and all there is in the fridge is Copenhagen, can you call my grama and tell her what happened, she’s at Georgia Correctional … “