October 2, 2014 at 8:54 pm #11016
TL;DR: Sin City virgin, need advice so I don’t get stuff stolen from my pockets, and advice on how to not be embarrassed should something happen at Sheri’s.
Next week I’m taking my first trip to Sin City. I have three main goals while I’m in Vegas: 1) meet up with some military contacts who I haven’t seen in a while…and I kinda made a promise a few years ago when I separated (I always keep my promises). 2) do a little gambling because why not. 3) Visit Sheri’s to end a year long dry spell(woe is me I know), and to take something off my bucket list.
I want to enjoy Vegas with my friends. However, all of them are married and I already had plans to vanish at some point in the day during my stay. I decided to go with Sheri’s mainly because the testimonials say it’s a very relaxed environment. Also, the courtesans are way more beautiful.
That said, pertaining to 1 and 2, is there anything I should look out for while I’m out on the strip? A friend of mine told me to keep my wallet in my front pocket because of the amount of pickpockets there. The last thing I need to happen is my wallet stolen when I intend on visiting Sheri’s.
For goal 3 though…I’m not the wealthiest guy in the world. I do have some play money though. Personally, it would be embarrassing, and a waste of time for the women, if I were to request a line up, pick a courtesan, and only to fall short of the price that was negotiated. My main fear however is not getting a ride back to the strip. So, if I were to call for a driver to pick me up from the strip, would the driver still take me back if I didn’t have pay for the courtesan? Another thing that would be more embarrassing than the previously mentioned scenario is if I had to call my friends to pick me up…I would rather not call my friends to pick me up.
For the record, I’m not asking for price quotes of the courtesans. What I’m asking for, however, is some advice/insight/answers to make my stay in Vegas, and definitely Sheri’s drama free and fun.
Side note: cell phone use policy? I have no desire to take pictures. But, my friends being how they are, if I were to vanish they’d assume the worst. So in terms of texting or calling, what’s the policy on that while on the ranch?October 2, 2014 at 9:11 pm #11021CandyAndyParticipant
Sheri’s accepts credit cards!!! 🙂 That was something I didn’t know on my first trip and I had the same worries as you have. I had most of the cash I needed, but was short only because I couldn’t take more out of my account on that particular day, already having made a withdraw earlier. Since then, I’ve used my credit card there every time because I earn rewards points on a fairly large transaction and Sheri’s is discreet on the account. It labels the transaction as a sports bar so it kinda makes me look like the hero who bought everyone drinks that night! 😀
In Vegas, don’t stress too much but keep your wits about you. Keeping closer to your wallet is good advice. To curb gambling addiction, I play a certain amount of cash I anticipate losing and when it’s gone, the party’s over. During games, I play my winnings only if I am lucky at the beginning and retain my original bets. If I begin losing to quickly, I walk and never try to win my money back. People on the strip are always trying to sell bogus stuff so be weary and the person dressed up as Elmo is gonna want a tip if you get take a picture.
Hope that helps! Have fun!October 2, 2014 at 9:37 pm #11022
@CandyAndy, thank you so much for the advice! 😀
Something I forgot to mention, should I dress nicely when I go? Because of the weather, I’m from Texas, I normally go with a pullover t-shirt and some shorts. However, because Sheri’s is an upscale establishment, should I go with some nice jeans and a button up or does it not particularly matter?
October 2, 2014 at 10:18 pm #11025AnonymousInactive
- This reply was modified 9 years, 2 months ago by JGhost.
It’s good advice to keep your wallet in your front pocket in Las Vegas with your hand over it.
Sheri’s Ranch Courtesans appreciate a nicely dressed and groomed man. You could wear slacks or nice jeans, a fashionable sports shirt and leather shoes or stylish tennis shoes.
Sheri’s Ranch accepts all major credit cards with no surcharge or fee.
Sheri’s Ranch patrons may only use their phones or computers while in their hotel room or outside the building; this is to guard against customers taking any unauthorized pictures.
The limo driver makes their money for your round trip transportation through receiving a portion of the party cost, so if you don’t party they will probably expect a tip. It’s better to either borrow or rent an inexpensive car for the day. Sheri’s Ranch is 60 miles west of Las Vegas on NV160 to Pahrump and then south on Homestead Road; it’s nearly impossible to get lost and the drive only takes about 75 minutes. However, if you prefer the complimentary limo ride the driver will transport you round trip free of charge whether you party or not.
Sheri’s Courtesans will make certain you have a great time while at the brothel and your party experience will be fantastic. There are usually between 18 and 24 Courtesans on duty so you shouldn’t have any trouble finding a Lady that you desire immensely.October 3, 2014 at 12:43 pm #11032
@firefighter, awesome. Thank you for the insight ^_^ Can’t wait for my trip To Vegas, and to Sheri’s!October 3, 2014 at 12:43 pm #11033RanchMamaModerator
Awesome! It will be great to see you next week. So this will be your first trip to Vegas? You definitely have to see your friends and keep your promise. Don’t do to much gambling before coming to see us. We are a sure thing. 😉 All the ladies are very accommodating with all budgets so I would suggest just coming out and letting us show you the good time that you are looking for. If you need a ride to and from then just take the Limo and don’t worry about the rest. It’s a complimentary ride and tips are always appreciated for the driver but not mandatory. If you choose not to party, the Limo will still take you back free of charge. When you arrive a hostess will greet you. She will help you to find exactly what you are looking for. You can ask any and all questions when you get here. You can use your cell phone in designated areas. We just have to be conscious of our other guests privacy. Ask the hostess where you can use your cell phone and she will direct you to where you need to go. What day were you thinking about coming out? If it’s during the week make sure to ask for Dena. I would love to meet you.October 3, 2014 at 1:01 pm #11034
I fly in Thursday night and leave Sunday afternoon. I was thinking Friday or Saturday afternoon is when I would disappear for a few/several hours lol. Dena, you sound like a great person who I would love to meet. 😀October 3, 2014 at 1:11 pm #11035
I do have one more question that I need answered if it isn’t too much trouble.
When I went to see who would be available while I’m in town, I noticed that some of the ladies have an “available” banner, and others do not. For the ones that don’t have that banner, what does that mean exactly? I’m guessing that person is booked with several appointments that day and won’t be able to take a walk-in?October 3, 2014 at 1:35 pm #11036AnonymousInactive
The Ladies that have the “available” banner are at Sheri’s Ranch right now!
All of the Ladies that are designated for your search dates will be at the brothel at that time too.October 3, 2014 at 1:59 pm #11038
I see now, thank you for clearing that up for me 🙂 I take it I can expect this nice and helpful atmosphere when I visit?October 3, 2014 at 4:19 pm #11043YB_GoodeParticipant
First off: Slow your roll, JGhost! RanchMana Dena is indeed a nice woman, but she is NOT on the menu!! (At least as far as I know) ;)) LOL Dena is the manager there…and keeps everything running smoothly.
Definitely hang with your friends, and definitely do a little gambling just for the experience. There’s no need to go crazy, just budget a few bucks to play blackjack with, or betting a few dollars on a football game is a good way to do that without breaking the bank. You’ll be pretty safe in Vegas if you aren’t completely clueless. The casinos are heavily monitored, and it’s good business to keep guests safe. Outside on the street, just common sense will keep you out of most trouble.
As for Sheri’s here is how I would do it –
– Rent a car, and drive yourself. It’s the most flexible and cost effective way.
– Block off 4-6hrs to be “missing”, 1hr+ driving each way, 1hr for a drink at the bar chit chat, negotiations, admin., and AT LEAST 1hr for naked fun time.
– Look at the list of “Scheduled Ladies” and find 2-3 that you like.
– Once you arrive, enter the bar side door (I personally detest the Lineup process) and ask the hostess to speak with the women you are interested in.
-Find the one you click with, go back and have a great time!
Dress however you are comfortable. I’ve seen guys in t shirts and shorts to suits and all in between.
Another thing, if your friends wanted to come along, there is a bar and restaurant where they could hang out and wait for you while you party. Lots of locals come in just to have food or drinks, without any intention of heading back with one of the ladies.
-YBOctober 3, 2014 at 6:14 pm #11046
Another classic case of me being overly excited/nervous heh ^_^;; Hopefully when I get to Vegas that’ll change. Thank you for the advice YB!October 3, 2014 at 7:56 pm #11049RanchMamaModerator
If you come in on Friday make sure that you ask for me. I would love to meet you. It sounds as if your all set with all of this great advise that you have gotten. I’m going to have everyone keep an eye out for you. 😉
YB_Good, I would only think about going on the menu for you! lol…. Your to cute.October 3, 2014 at 9:03 pm #11050
I will most definitely ask for you if my vanishing act is a success Ms. Dena 🙂 I certainly hope the eyeing is in a good way and not the opposite lol.October 4, 2014 at 12:35 pm #11058YB_GoodeParticipant
JGhost – I think you’re going to have a blast, just based on your attitude. You’re looking for a little adventure, and going a little outside of your comfort zone. I think most of the women there will respond positively to that. In my observations, it’s the guys that walk in there with a demanding, condescending, arrogant attitude that end up dissapointed. Definitely, be up front about your budget, and any “bucket list” items, and then most likely your date will do her best to make it happen. It’s worth it to be a gentleman. Trust me.
Dena – I’m truly flattered!…But why you wanna tease a fella like that?! You know you’re my favorite forbidden fruit 😉 Ah, well I can always dream!
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