[Tatyana]

Dena says I’m in big trouble if I don’t start tweeting twice a day. Fine. But I only have four followers – it’s embarrassing! Will somebody follow me? Pretty please.

@NaughtyTatyana

[thepretender]

Big trouble at the Ranch. Say it ain’t so. Where you lead, I will follow–with pleasure!

Best Wishes,
Pretender

[Tatyana]

Thank you! It’s me and you, Babe. No pretending necessary.

• This reply was modified 9 years, 8 months ago by Tatyana.
• This reply was modified 9 years, 8 months ago by Tatyana.

[Anonymous]

Dear Tatyana,
You have 47 followers now, and I’m following you too! I’m not a stalker, but just a twitter follower, lol! Tatyana my sweet I lust for your body… I want you! When are we going to continue our torrid romance and make passionate love together?
XO Firefighter

[Tatyana]

Yay! Thank you for following me!

But JR Carrington has 9,559 followers.
How do I be more interesting?

Our torrid romance… I’m not doing anything right now. I could jump in the shower. Does 6 AM work for you?

[thepretender]

Twitter–where fantasy meets reality in 140 characters. No pretense there! Yes, you will have more followers if you do porn videos like JR, but will they still like you on Facebook?

XOXO Pretender

[Tatyana]

What’s Facebook?

[tomsk605036]

This will explain

:p

• This reply was modified 9 years, 8 months ago by tomsk605036.
• This reply was modified 9 years, 8 months ago by tomsk605036.

[Anonymous]

Dear Tatyana,
Yes, 6 am is a great time to continue our torrid romance! I like morning lovemaking because it seems a 66 year old man’s testosterone level is higher at that time. However, you arouse me at any time during the day, because you’re HOT! I don’t consume any alcohol before sex either. I won’t be able to visit again until the first week in November though. The NHRA Drags, SEMA Show and Cigar Aficionado’s Big Smoke are all scheduled during that time period. I hope to see you then!
XO FF

BTW, Jody Rose Carrington has a lot of twitter followers because she’s appeared at numerous brothels all over Nevada and has been in the business a long time. In addition, besides her Courtesan clients, she has her porn star following too.

[Tatyana]

Baaaaaaaah! A cold or a terrible plague… I knew it!

[Winterfun]

Tatyana – it is my pleasure to have joined your growing legion of followers. Dena may be forcing you to do this but I’ll be there to help you through it! 🙂

[Tatyana]

A legion of followers…could I get you all to wear those short Roman skirts and carry those big swords?

I like Twitter.

[sprucetree]

I love the fawn – but your belly is much nicer. I can not wait till I can rub your belly. I lover the tweets – Dena has created a twitter HOTTIE

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