[fyr]

I have to wake up at 3am for work and I’m usually done by 6. The restaurant doesn’t open until 11 and it’s probably too early to start drinking. If I show up at 7 or 8, will any of the ladies be around? Or does the early arrival time mean I can’t show up spontaneously since most of the ladies will probably still be sleeping which means I have to make an appointment a day in advance so at least one lady will be around?

[hoochie coochie man]

My understanding is that the ladies are assigned to one of two shifts: day shift (5:00am-5:00pm) or the night shift (5:00pm-5:00am). That does not mean they are up and about and dressed and ready to go the entire time of their shift, but they have to be available if called. The Sheri’s ladies are just like any other group of people, some are morning persons and some are night persons. That being said, tho, it does not mean that if you walk in there at 6:00am you will find a bunch of ladies all dressed up and ready to party. You would probably have to ask for a particular lady or ask for a lineup. And even tho the day shift ladies will be “on duty” at that time, you will probably be getting many of them out of bed, rubbing their eyes, not dressed, not made up. The few times I have been there it seems that the ladies start stirring about 11:00am, when the bar opens. So if you want to party early in the morning, I would suggest you pick out the lady of your choice and make an appointment in advance, that way she can plan on it and be ready to give you a great party, even early in the morning. I think you will have a much more satisfying experience if you make the appointment. If I have any of this wrong, ladies would you correct me please.

[fyr]

If I make an appointment but it doesn’t work out (little chemistry, failed negotiation, she’s sick/schedule changes, etc) I have no choice but to come back at a later time?

[techieguy80]

Hoochie is correct, setting up an appointment would be your best bet. If that doesn’t work out for some reason, you could ask to see another lady. Just be aware that at that time of day you would likely be waking them up. However there are a few early risers, if you ask the hostess they might be able to recommend a lady or two that is already up and around that day as well. If you’re local to the area and wish to party that early in the morning, perhaps coming in a little bit later the day before and chatting with the ladies to see who you have chemistry with and set something up for the next day would work too, that way there is no disappointment on either side.

[Flint]

I have found midday and later is better if you expect to choose from several ladies. I try for an appointment, and do not recall a lady not being available after I arrive at the Ranch.

[Angel Parr]

Fyr,
We do always hope that a gentleman will arrive a bit later in the day, but we are here to cater to you and the purpose of our brothel being 24/7 is so that we can accommodate for those on odd work hours. If you are going to come in early then yes its best that you have an appointment, but if it doesn’t work out with your appointment then you will by no means have to come back later. If you can’t come to an agreement with the lady of your choice then the office will either let you look at photos of the ladies, or do a “Bar Call” in which they wake us up to come speak with you. You may have to wait a bit for us to get all pretty for you, but its well worth the wait.

Also if you don’t want to pick one specific lady and instead would like to be able to talk with us all, then you can always call the office as you’re leaving Vegas and let them know that you are on your way up here and they will give us a warning call, informing us that we have a gentleman on the way, and the ladies will have plenty of time to get up and around.

If at all possible we hope for more around the afternoon for sure, but we are always willing to work with you. Just give us some heads up, be a gentleman, and if you’re coming in early morning and just happen to decide to bring us in Starbucks as a treat for waking up for you, I’m sure you’ll earn a few brownie points!!

[Flint]

Angel, what is the earliest lineup call that you remember?

[fyr]

I coordinate a couple of teams overseas so my unusual work schedule is 3 blocks: 3am, 1pm and 6pm. I will be in Vegas at the end of February but have client dinners every day I’m there and some early lunches so the only times I can be at Sheri’s would be early morning until 10 or maybe noon if I don’t have a lunch meeting.

So are my options either:

1. Make an appointment and hope it holds up
2. Call in the morning and hope someone is up to wake up the ladies. This seems a little inconvenient to wake up everyone because of my unusual work schedule

I could stay past noon if I don’t have a lunch with a client and I manage to cut my 1pm meetings short but I need a decent internet connection. Is cell coverage any good in that area? If the lady agrees, would it be possible to use a laptop in her room? Having a lady in the background during a meeting would be fun

[Flint]

I would go for the appointment close to noon if possible.
I think you cannot use your cell phone or Internet connections in the lady’s room. I would not count on decent speeds in that area, but have not checked up and download rate, which is carrer dependent.

[Angel Parr]

flint,
lol well I’m not sure what would be considered late and early, but I’ve seen line ups at all hours of the night and morning. From 4am-8am would be the biggest time zone of abnormally late/ early line ups and I’ve seen them done at all hours between then. I’m pretty sure I’ve seen line ups at all hours of the night and day lol. As for now they try not to do a late night line up unless the gentleman is insistent upon it.

Fyr,
The internet here is basically non existent, so I would highly suggest if that be the case, that you bring your own hotspot. If you can get service out here then I’m sure that you could talk the lady into letting you use her tablet, or letting you use your phone in her bedroom if need be. I think it would be best if you just schedule around that though. Take care of work first and play later lol!
As far as calling in, the office staff is going to be awake, the ladies don’t answer the phone, the staff do, and accept phone calls 24/7, just press 0 when you call and you’ll be patched right through to someone who can talk to you. Yes It is a bit inconvenient for us ladies to be awoken early, but that’s all part of the job lol. The reality is that we work off of 12 hour shifts 5am-5pm 5pm-5am, so that at all times day or night there is supposed to be at least half of the house awake and ready for any clients who may come in, so you calling ahead and letting the office know that you’re coming is just doing a courtesy for those of us whom are supposed to be up but have slept in instead.

Your options are:
Make an appointment and hope for a good connection.
Arrive and pick ladies off the photos in the bar until you find a good fit.
Come in at your convenience (like most do) and have us called to the bar from a dead sleep.
Or call ahead so the ladies that should be up can get ready for you by the time that you arrive.

Its completely up to you what you think is going to be best for you!

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