The following account, written by J.B. Davidson, details his inaugural visit to Sheri’s Ranch, the premier legal brothel and erotic resort near Las Vegas.
As a first-time visitor to any brothel, I was definitely nervous and anxious about it. I’m not a wealthy man but I decided to splurge and treat myself this Christmas by visiting Sheri’s Ranch. From the moment I walked through the door, I was made to feel very welcome and at ease by all of the ladies and staff alike. As my nerves were settling down, I wanted to take my time and enjoy my experience to the fullest extent possible and ended up doing a bar call. This meant I got to quickly chat with all of the ladies that were available, individually, and see who I vibed with the most.
The website certainly helped me to familiarize myself with the ladies, as well as the ranch, well in advance, and I was already in awe before ever stepping foot through the door. Compared to experiencing it in person, the website doesn’t do these ladies, the staff, or the property, any justice at all. Everyone there is so friendly, helpful, and accommodating. Each one of the ladies looks amazing in their photos but they are all so much more incredible in person. They were also all very professional and have such unique and wonderful personalities that are sure to entice anyone.
To say that I was like a kid visiting Disney for the first time would completely undervalue the experience. I personally have a broad range of tastes and interests so making a decision proved to be quite difficult. In this regard, the hostess was very understanding and helped me to make my decision with ease. She never once pressured me and remained impartial to the ladies, as to not sway my decision toward anyone in particular. Psychologically, she helped me to pick my brain and make my own decision, not pushing me to what she thought was best, which girl she thought was a better fit, or trying to rush me through the process. I can honestly say that she ensured my decision was my own, that I was happy with my choice, and I didn’t regret how I chose.
Once my decision was made, the lady I chose to spend my time with never left my side. She brought me back to her room to discuss the final details and give me my inspection, making sure it was safe for both of us to play. After that, we went to make my payment, then started our adventure. I chose one of the VIP bungalows, which meant I got a drink, a meal, and a bottle of champagne included. While everything on the menu looked great, once our food actually arrived, I was pleasantly surprised at just how delicious everything truly was. As impressive as the food was, it was impossible not to be more focused on my beautiful companion, making me eager to finish my meal quickly and enjoy the intimate time with her.
When the real party started, it greatly exceeded any hopes or expectations I could have imagined on my own. I won’t go into detail about what happened behind closed doors because a gentleman doesn’t kiss and tell. It wouldn’t be fair of me to ruin the surprise or experience for you by telling you about mine. The whole point of Sheri’s Ranch is to create your own adventure and live out your own personal fantasies. Every single one of us is different but I can assure you that Sheri’s is the exact place to cater to anyone’s desires and make all your dreams come true. Trust me when I say, my companion made certain that I left feeling like a king. Without a doubt, I can guarantee that I’ll be returning for another visit, and it definitely won’t come soon enough.
After the party was over, I was welcomed to return to the bar and revel in the pure bliss I had just experienced. Although my time was over and my money was spent, the staff continued to treat me as if I were just arriving. They’re just genuinely good, kind people and it’s very apparent. I never felt rushed to leave now that I’d had my fun. It felt more like they appreciated me for coming there and choosing to spend my time and money at their establishment. Having finished one last drink, I made my way to the gift shop to buy myself a few mementos so I could proudly show the world that I had been to Sheri’s Ranch and enjoyed every second of it.
After making sure to tip the bartender, I started toward the door but the ladies and the staff that were close by, all made a point to say goodbye, thank me, and wish me a Merry Christmas. The warm reception I received, from beginning to end, made me giddy as I exited the establishment and made my way down the road. I felt like jolly old St. Nick who had just dropped off gifts for everyone in the house. Although, it was really all of the folks at Sheri’s that gave me the most incredible Christmas gift of all; An experience I’ll never forget and a memory that I’ll cherish forever!
I urge anyone who is interested, or just on the fence about visiting this sort of establishment, to take the drive and check out Sheri’s Ranch. You won’t be disappointed, even if you just stop in for a drink or bite to eat. One last word of advice, as you should be doing in everyday life, treat all the ladies and staff members here with the upmost respect. I pride myself on being kind and polite to everyone I interact with but I noticed that the folks at Sheri’s really thrive on this simple kindness. By definition, your time at the ranch may be transactional but you should treat it as an opportunity for a pleasant and positive connection with everyone involved. Take it from me, my experience there was nothing less than exceptional, and I firmly believe my attitude, not my money, made all the difference in the world.