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Unicorn Hunting: Threesomes Done Right

Deep in the heart of the Mojave desert dwells the rarest of creatures. So rare that they are often spoken of as pure myth; a skilled hunter may never find one, and the pursuit can be enough to drive one to madness. In the shadow of Mount Charleston, they can be found frolicking in their natural habitat.


Have you ever gone unicorn hunting? If you aren’t familiar with the term, a “unicorn” in the parlance of sexuality is a bisexual woman who is happy to join couples in the bedroom. If you and your partner have ever thought that three sounds like *excellent* company, you might already know how challenging it can be to find the right woman. Considering the myriad reasons that couples may want to add an extra person to the group chat, it can be like finding a sexy needle in a haystack.

Unicorn foraging for roses, a staple of their diet

While I’ve heard of plenty of great experiences when finding threesomes in the wild, I’ve also heard entirely too many tales of ménage a trois gone off the rails. When you’re just beginning to crack open your bedroom door, sometimes it’s best to leave these things to professionals. Coming to Sheri’s, you know that your new friend (with very fun benefits) is doing her (very fun) job and simply wants to enjoy the time you’ve decided to share together, with no strings attached. There’s no need to worry about making things awkward at the next book club meeting when you propose this kind of adventure with a professional. Coming to the Ranch lends itself naturally  to compartmentalization, making the messiest outcomes of opening your marriage a near impossibility. 

A red maned Unicorn resting near it’s water source

Sharing space with established couples is one of the more exciting things I get to do on a regular basis here at Sheri’s. Seeing how partners have learned to play with each other after building years of trust is so incredibly hot (and educational!). Getting to send them home with a great memory and a few new tricks to play with at home? Unbelievable. Doing donuts in their front yard because one of them wouldn’t abandon the other and run away with me? You’ll find an actual unicorn first. 

Jupiter Jetson is a content creator, porn star, and featured courtesan at the Resort & Spa at Sheri’s Ranch.

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