[Stumpy Wexford]

Stumpy Wexford – Ugh, that sounds… inadequate. Just for the record, I am neither stumpy, as in short or cut-off, or waxy. I wish I had a cool stripper name like Humpie McShady.

[Stumpy Wexford]

My New Years resolution is to get the Ultimate Blowjob experience from Amber and Kimmy D, as described on their blog post. After that, nothing really matters!!!!

[Stumpy Wexford]

Thanks, Firefighter. This was helpful. I was going to do the limo thing until I read this. I really want as much of my cash to go to the ladies as possible. And the “manscaping” tip, good call, thanks.

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