UKpete

If feeling horny the best thing to do,
Get down to the ranch let the girls look after you,
Their heavenly bodies smell so sweet,
Their juicy pussy’s so good to eat,

Their lovely nipples hard and erect,
Waiting for your lips to connect,
Run your fingers all over their skin,
Give them that warm feeling deep within,

These lovely ladies no beauty…[Read more]

All these years I’ve spent learning perfect oral skills, how and where to touch a woman and the best positions for mutual satisfaction, and it turns out 6 inches isn’t that small
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Getting to know you all through twitter daily,
Day by day you become friends to me,
It doesn’t stop you that I’m from across the pond,
Of you all I continually grow so fond,

Always there to chat and answer me,
Any more perfect could you be,
Polite friendly and so sincere,
You are all true ladies that is clear,

So to you all I say a big thank…[Read more]

If you had the chance to have your dream job, what would it be?

Courtesans are safe and legal,
It is not just sex that they sell,
Companionship the best way to go,
Illegal hookers just hump and blow,

Nevada brothels the best place to go,
You will leave feeling a massive glow,
Disease free and totally clean,
The elegance is there to been seen,

To go anywhere else could cost your health,
So go to a Nevada…[Read more]

This valentines day,
I would like to say,
To all my lovely ladies,
You are my angels who know how to please,

I hope you all get spoiled with love,
For you are all angels from above,
I wish I could be with you all,
Your friendship makes me ten feet tall,

Flowers chocolates a diamond ring,
To all of you I would bring,
Truly beautiful you all…[Read more]

On a few of the profiles I’ve seen “pegging”, what is pegging???

For my courtesans I have pure affection,
Just the thought of them gives me a erection,
Their inner beauty shines so bright,
They truly are a heavenly delight,

Kind and caring one and all,
They can make you feel ten feet tall,
Going out of their way you bring you pleasure,
Time with them is something to treasure,

Always lady like with elegance…[Read more]

To all the lovely ladies in Sheri’s ranch,
I hope your weekend is filled with smiles and dance,
Every single one of you perfect and complete,
With a warm smile your dates you always greet,

The reason which you do this job is nothing to do with me,
But I wish you always be as safe as you can be, 
For harm I pray never comes your way, 
Always s…[Read more]

To all my beautiful courtesan friends,
To you all total love my heart sends,
Each of you so special in your own way,
In my thoughts you all stay,

Erotic dreams you make come true,
Oh how I’d love to explore everyone of you,
To get to know you in person one by one,
My total respect and affection for you will never be gone,

Weather all made up or…[Read more]

A brothel life can sometimes be rough,
Times can often get pretty tough,
The ladies will always welcome you with a grin,
Even when she’s hurting from within,

These ladies are not robots but flesh and blood,
Treat them with dignity treat them good,
Show them respect treat them with class,
For they are true ladies not street corner trash,

Working…[Read more]

The unicorn a mythical creature,
On its head a special feature,
A long horn spiral in shape,
A long soft main on its neck does drape,

A magical horse like creature it may be,
Full of grace and mystery,
In Greek mythology it can be found,
Running freely across the land.

To all my Sheris angels I adore you,
Oh to your bodies the things I’d do,
Kiss and caress ever inch of you,
Hard to pick a favourite this is true,

You are all so beautiful and special,
To be with y’all my soul I’d sell,
Like a kid in a candy store,
I’d want to taste you all more and more,

To find just one to keep for myself,
To capture your…[Read more]

I made myself a snowman,
As perfect as can be,
I thought I’d keep it as a pet,
So I let it sleep with me,
I made it some pyjamas and a pillow for its head,
Last night the bastard vanished and pissed in my bed.