Dex

It seems some input from me, everyone’s infamous “Brothel Champion” is needed here:

I’ve been visiting brothels in Nevada for going on 13 years now. So I feel comfortable saying a few details about how this whole ‘terrifying’ (I use that word glibly) works and what it costs. Here’s the low-down gents:

1. Each brothel has a ‘house minimum’ that…[Read more]

Honestly, Flint….

I find that the smart money when trying anal with a girl for the first time is to let her in charge. That way she can work her way up to it and such. Once things are in full swing, you can take over.

Dex

It’s worth saving for, Flint.

Personally,

I think the whole “PSE” thing is nonsense. Everyone knows what goes on in porn is risky and can’t be replicated at the brothel…so…why bother to offer it and get potential customers confused or put their expectations in a place that isn’t worth it? I think a new name should be invented to take the place of the “Porn Star…[Read more]

I have a Joker outfit….just saying….

Dex

I’m only 5′ 6″….so I tend to stick to shorter women.

I don’t know….

The whole VR thing is somewhat strange to me. In order for it even to begin to rival the real thing it would require equipment and technology that would be so far reaching and so expensive that the average person would not be able to afford it at this point. Goggles and your hand aren’t going to get it done from where I…[Read more]

Hey I got a name drop!

Stripe, good to hear you had a good time, my friend. It reminds me that I need to get out there soon because I miss the place!

Dex

….cause I wear the ‘gold’ around my waist. Brothel Champion right here! 😀

I’ve been gazing at Elie’s pictures for a long time. No question; she’s a beauty. Having said that, after reading this fabulous review, I’m inclined to try a make sure my next trip coincides with one of hers!

Great review, as always, Cronos!

Dex

….That bar stool should be bronzed, dammit!

…you know, I think I’m going to do an updated, new and improved guide.

Totally true, dude….it’s kind of like cats with hairballs. Almost coughed up a whole tupperware container one time…..er….nevermind.

I object to that…..I am ‘aged’….like wine.

I guess after 11 years of doing this I’m an old hand at it….who knew?

Such a shame I will not be able to make this and deliver the birthday spankings.

Who knew, right? The reports of my retirement from LPIN were grossly over exaggerated.

I prefer to think of it as eating ‘Pie.’