Leto

“What the heck happened in this Bungalow…?”

If they are then make sure you negotiate your resuscitation into the price of the party up front.

Who cares…? Some people cum at the Ranch….and some go.

Sally: ….Harry……..Harry………HARRY !! Wake up! It’s been six hours you’ve been zoned out….!!
Harry Dick: woah man…that was tripping……Hey, you know what I need now, Sally?
Sally: What, Harry?
Harry Dick: I need you and those smoking hot girls Tatyana and Eva to all get here in this bungalow and let’s have a Blow-Out Party! And put…[Read more]

“Hello Greg,
I have personally always felt that a brothel is about far more then just intercourse, its about a special type of connection that you really cant find elsewhere. I always make it a point to spend time getting to know my client and making him feel comfortable, I tend to feel that if I cant make you forget you are at a brothel for a…[Read more]

Harry Dick: Yes I do Sally…hold on a minute while my Viagra(TM) takes effect.
Sally: Ok Harry…..hey, now wait, that’s not Viagra(TM) you popped…that was some marijuana brownies Leto brought in from Denver…..!
Harry Dick: WTF?…..wait until I…..I……ohhhhhh…….hey that ceiling looks cooolllll man….

I never use the word “Dodger” because I feel it is an insult to tax cheats everywhere.

LOL Flint

An asterism is when an asterisk gets frisky.

Thank you Kellie and I will look forward to chatting with you (and more….?) my next trip to SR…!

Yes Flint, in my opinion.

A party is much, much more than just sex. At least for me, in a long bungalow party, I can’t be shagging EVERY minute!! So we have to have something to do…like some great intercourse….! (conversation, I mean!).

I am sure everybody has their own opinions on this…..my strong preference is, I absolutely LOVE great conversation and when a woman has a good mind and formed opinions and great intellect in conversation….well, that is the ultimate erotic turn-on! After all, the biggest sex organ in the body, is the brain! I have been at Sheri’s many times…[Read more]

I am going on a trip to Sheri ‘ s Ranch and I am bringing Quaaludes !

Calm down….just kidding
; )

I’m going on a trip to Sheri’s Ranch, and I am bringing my Good Sized Cock.

Hi Suzanne…..I will be there early in 2015 and during your time so hopefully will check in with each other…!

I have partied with Suzanne in a bungalow……she is Amazing! I look forward to our next time.

LOL Tatyana

That lucky thing just had to grin and bear it.

What was done to him was unbearable.

I couldn’t bear to think of that poor thing.

Yabba Dabba Do

This looks fabulous and I intend to try it out next visit! Are there any specific ladies who are well-versed in performing this type of specialty service?