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Nicolette is so hot that it is illegal to scream her name in a crowded theatre.
If it’s “pathetic” to want Char to paddle my bottom red whilst Brittney Ryder holds my face to her ample bosom, telling me that I am “such a brave boy”; then fine, I’m “pathetic”.
But… many, many moons from now, when I am standing at those pearly gates and St. Peter asks me if it was worth it, I will look him straight in the eye and say “hell yeah!”.
Jamey
Kudos to you! SpankyJ,
If you decide to take the diet to the next level, I recommend a book called “Built for Sex” by Scott Hays. The book not only covers workouts but also nutrition (evidently some foods make you stinky to the fairer sex) and even has a chapter that makes a good case for stretching. 15 minutes a day of stretching can do more for your performance than most workouts.
Sheri’s has also given me incentive to be a better man. About a year and a half ago I gave up eating out for lunch and dinner every day in order to save up money for a trip. My beagle “General Patton” even decided to chip in by vowing to cut his sock consumption in half in order to save a few extra bucks a week.
I was planning to get out to Sheri’s last June for my 37th, but at the last minute I started to date a girl that I was really into. This past December, I was ready to book all of my travel arrangements but I chickened out.
Last week, I decided to move a large chunk of the fund to my IRA (I haven’t given up on my Sheri’s fantasy, but the account was just too big to sit in a general savings account making 2 cents a month interest).
So as you can see, Char is the BEST Financial Planner I’ve ever had.
Jamey
