I’m way late to this thread but here are a few:
“I have so little sex appeal that my gynecologist calls me “sir.”” -Joan Rivers
“Sex Appeal – Give Generously” -bumper sticker
“”She was so wild that when she made French toast she got her tongue stuck in the toaster.” -Rodney Dangerfield
“Sex is natural, but not if it’s done right” -Unknown
and best of all, again Joan Rivers:
“I caused my husband’s heart attack.In the middle of lovemaking I took the paper bag off my head. He dropped the Polaroid and keeled over and so did the hooker. It would have taken me half and hour to untie myself and call the paramedics, but fortunately the Great Dane could dial.”