[Tatyana]

I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was ‘the man goes on top and the woman underneath.’ For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds.
Joan Rivers

[Anonymous]

“An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away.” ~ Mae West

[Tatyana]

I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt.
Groucho Marx

[Anonymous]

“It’s been so long since I’ve had sex I’ve forgotten who ties up whom!” ~ Tatyana

[mrpaul]

Kinky is using a feather, Perverted is using the whole chicken!

[Pierced]

“Reminds me of something my grandfather used to say. He used to say, ‘I’m going upstairs to fuck your grandma.'”
-George Carlin

• This reply was modified 11 years, 6 months ago by Pierced.
• This reply was modified 11 years, 6 months ago by Pierced.

[Tatyana]

I’m at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I’ve just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.
Rodney Dangerfield

[Anonymous]

“Dreams (fantasies) are often most profound when they seem the most crazy!” ~ Sigmund Freud

[Allissa]

I just tweeted this the other day but it should apply every day, “Bone like you own it” – me 🙂

[Jazzmark007]

“I was. very scared the first time I had sex. I was all alone.”-Woody Allen

[mrpaul]

Its only Kinky the first time, then you find out all your friends are doing it and it becomes totally perverted….

[mrpaul]

Keep doing that and you will go blind.. (Mom and Dad.)
Guess that explains why they need glasses to read the newspaper!

[Pierced]

Sex is like pizza, even when it’s bad it’s still good.

[mrpaul]

Sex is like Pringles….. Once you “pop” you cant stop!

[Anonymous]

“In order to know virtue, we must first acquaint ourselves with vice!” ~ Marquis de Sade

“There is nothing either good or bad but thinking makes it so!” ~ William Shakespeare

[Tatyana]

“It’s not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.”
― Marilyn Monroe

[mrpaul]

Thanks to Text messages, more kids are once again writing… 2 bad thy cant spel.

[Kimmy D]

“I don’t know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.”
― Woody Allen

😉 xoxo kimmyd

[Pierced]

“If you don’t smoke pot, you have no idea how good ice cream tastes.”
Joe Rogan

[Tatyana]

“You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.”
― Steve Martin

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