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  • #1923
    Tatyana
    Participant

    I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was ‘the man goes on top and the woman underneath.’ For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds.
    Joan Rivers

    #1926
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    “An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away.” ~ Mae West

    #1933
    Tatyana
    Participant

    I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt.
    Groucho Marx

    #1934
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    “It’s been so long since I’ve had sex I’ve forgotten who ties up whom!” ~ Tatyana

    #1937
    mrpaul
    Participant

    Kinky is using a feather, Perverted is using the whole chicken!

    #1945
    Pierced
    Participant

    “Reminds me of something my grandfather used to say. He used to say, ‘I’m going upstairs to fuck your grandma.'”
    -George Carlin

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    #1951
    Tatyana
    Participant

    I’m at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I’ve just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.
    Rodney Dangerfield

    #1954
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    “Dreams (fantasies) are often most profound when they seem the most crazy!” ~ Sigmund Freud

    #1959
    Allissa
    Participant

    I just tweeted this the other day but it should apply every day, “Bone like you own it” – me πŸ™‚

    #1960
    Jazzmark007
    Participant

    “I was. very scared the first time I had sex. I was all alone.”-Woody Allen

    #1962
    mrpaul
    Participant

    Its only Kinky the first time, then you find out all your friends are doing it and it becomes totally perverted….

    #1963
    mrpaul
    Participant

    Keep doing that and you will go blind.. (Mom and Dad.)
    Guess that explains why they need glasses to read the newspaper!

    #2001
    Pierced
    Participant

    Sex is like pizza, even when it’s bad it’s still good.

    #2006
    mrpaul
    Participant

    Sex is like Pringles….. Once you “pop” you cant stop!

    #2007
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    β€œIn order to know virtue, we must first acquaint ourselves with vice!” ~ Marquis de Sade

    “There is nothing either good or bad but thinking makes it so!” ~ William Shakespeare

    #2008
    Tatyana
    Participant

    β€œIt’s not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.”
    ― Marilyn Monroe

    #2037
    mrpaul
    Participant

    Thanks to Text messages, more kids are once again writing… 2 bad thy cant spel.

    #2059
    Kimmy D
    Participant

    β€œI don’t know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.”
    ― Woody Allen

    πŸ˜‰ xoxo kimmyd

    #2061
    Pierced
    Participant

    “If you don’t smoke pot, you have no idea how good ice cream tastes.”
    Joe Rogan

    #2074
    Tatyana
    Participant

    β€œYou know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.”
    ― Steve Martin

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