Quote of the Day by Tatyana | This topic has 380 replies, 32 voices, and was last updated 6 years, 4 months ago by Tatyana. This post has been viewed 39951 times Viewing 20 posts - 1 through 20 (of 380 total) 1 2 3 … 17 18 19 → Author Posts May 20, 2013 at 9:41 am #1923 TatyanaParticipant I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was ‘the man goes on top and the woman underneath.’ For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds. Joan Rivers May 20, 2013 at 10:10 am #1926 AnonymousInactive “An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away.” ~ Mae West May 21, 2013 at 7:15 am #1933 TatyanaParticipant I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt. Groucho Marx May 21, 2013 at 12:12 pm #1934 AnonymousInactive “It’s been so long since I’ve had sex I’ve forgotten who ties up whom!” ~ Tatyana May 21, 2013 at 2:10 pm #1937 mrpaulParticipant Kinky is using a feather, Perverted is using the whole chicken! May 21, 2013 at 10:53 pm #1945 PiercedParticipant “Reminds me of something my grandfather used to say. He used to say, ‘I’m going upstairs to fuck your grandma.'” -George Carlin This reply was modified 11 years, 6 months ago by Pierced. This reply was modified 11 years, 6 months ago by Pierced. May 22, 2013 at 6:40 am #1951 TatyanaParticipant I’m at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I’ve just had a mirror put over my kitchen table. Rodney Dangerfield May 22, 2013 at 9:41 am #1954 AnonymousInactive “Dreams (fantasies) are often most profound when they seem the most crazy!” ~ Sigmund Freud May 22, 2013 at 12:41 pm #1959 AllissaParticipant I just tweeted this the other day but it should apply every day, “Bone like you own it” – me π May 22, 2013 at 12:57 pm #1960 Jazzmark007Participant “I was. very scared the first time I had sex. I was all alone.”-Woody Allen May 22, 2013 at 1:18 pm #1962 mrpaulParticipant Its only Kinky the first time, then you find out all your friends are doing it and it becomes totally perverted…. May 22, 2013 at 1:19 pm #1963 mrpaulParticipant Keep doing that and you will go blind.. (Mom and Dad.) Guess that explains why they need glasses to read the newspaper! May 22, 2013 at 9:52 pm #2001 PiercedParticipant Sex is like pizza, even when it’s bad it’s still good. May 23, 2013 at 2:44 am #2006 mrpaulParticipant Sex is like Pringles….. Once you “pop” you cant stop! May 23, 2013 at 7:15 am #2007 AnonymousInactive βIn order to know virtue, we must first acquaint ourselves with vice!β ~ Marquis de Sade “There is nothing either good or bad but thinking makes it so!” ~ William Shakespeare May 23, 2013 at 8:01 am #2008 TatyanaParticipant βIt’s not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.β β Marilyn Monroe May 23, 2013 at 1:16 pm #2037 mrpaulParticipant Thanks to Text messages, more kids are once again writing… 2 bad thy cant spel. May 23, 2013 at 6:27 pm #2059 Kimmy DParticipant βI don’t know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.β β Woody Allen π xoxo kimmyd May 23, 2013 at 10:58 pm #2061 PiercedParticipant “If you don’t smoke pot, you have no idea how good ice cream tastes.” Joe Rogan May 24, 2013 at 7:31 am #2074 TatyanaParticipant βYou know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.β β Steve Martin Author Posts Viewing 20 posts - 1 through 20 (of 380 total) 1 2 3 … 17 18 19 → You must be logged in to reply to this topic. Log In Username: Password: Keep me signed in Log In