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    Anonymous
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    “I think that making love is the best form of exercise!” ~ Cary Grant

    #2083
    RanchMama
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    “I’m such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.”

    –Woody Allen

    #2099
    Tatyana
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    “Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.”
    ― George Burns

    #2100
    Jazzmark007
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    “I love my girlfriend. She has “Slippery When Wet” tattooed on her thigh.”-Steve Martin

    #2115
    smoothtalker
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    “Remember when you could turn me on just by nibbling on my ear….hey, where are you going?”

    “To put in my teeth!”

    #2124
    mrpaul
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    “I did not have sex with that woman” Bill Clinton

    #2127
    RanchMama
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    I’m at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life.
    In fact, I’ve just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.
    -Rodney Dangerfield

    #2139
    Tatyana
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    Mom always told me, don’t talk to strangers. Mom, I don’t talk to strangers, I have sex with them.

    #2144
    mrpaul
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    How can you drink 12 beers without going to the bathroom? Depends.

    #2146
    Pierced
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    “This country, with its institutions, belongs to the people who inhabit it. Whenever they shall grow weary of the existing government, they can exercise their constitutional right of amending it, or exercise their revolutionary right to overthrow it.”

    Abraham Lincoln

    #2149
    mrpaul
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    A dog licks his balls because he can… If I could reach I would never leave the house! the late George Carlin

    #2153
    mrpaul
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    If you are masturbating and you are doing it wrong how will you know?

    #2160
    Anonymous
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    “The most ominous desire in life isn’t finding your one true love; it’s encouraging that one person to reciprocate that love!” ~ Anonymous

    #2163
    Anonymous
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    “They do not love that do not show their love!” ~ William Shakespeare

    #2168
    Anonymous
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    “Love is the irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.” ~ Mark Twain

    #2173
    Charina Lee
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    The difference between light and hard is that you can sleep with a light on.” ~ Anon

    #2180
    Tatyana
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    Men say women should come with instructions … what’s the point of that? Have you ever seen a man actually read the instructions?

    #2182
    Kimmy D
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    Naughtytatyana: lol! True story! But we sure do tell them! I for one am offering an in person tutorial, lol

    #2185
    Jazzmark007
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    Never eat anything that costs less than a dollar if it has gravy on it.

    #2192
    mrpaul
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    The only profession older than prostitution is political corruption!

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