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May 28, 2013 at 2:32 am #2193mrpaulParticipant
What is a “dress Code” in a brothel? should it not be an “Undress Code”?
May 28, 2013 at 2:34 am #2194mrpaulParticipantThat’s what I like about (sex) Teachers, if you do it wrong. they make you do it over again! – don’t recall
May 28, 2013 at 8:12 am #2196TatyanaParticipantThanks to the nurses who treated me after I awkwardly tried to reenact the sex scenes in Fifty Shades of Grey.
May 28, 2013 at 9:07 am #2197AnonymousInactive“Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work!” ~ Aristotle
May 28, 2013 at 11:59 am #2199mrpaulParticipantanything worth doing right, is worth doing over.
May 29, 2013 at 5:34 am #2217AnonymousInactiveShow me a man who doesn’t give his woman oral sex, and I’ll show you a man’s woman I can steal! ~ Anonymous
May 29, 2013 at 8:13 am #2221TatyanaParticipant“The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.”
― George CarlinMay 30, 2013 at 7:42 am #2251TatyanaParticipant“Someone told me the delightful story of the crusader who put a chastity belt on his wife and gave the key to his best friend for safekeeping, in case of his death. He had ridden only a few miles away when his friend, riding hard, caught up with him, saying ‘You gave me the wrong key!”
― Anaïs NinMay 30, 2013 at 7:51 am #2252AnonymousInactiveWhat erotic power compels a lustful lover’s desire to lick his lady all over as if she were an ice cream cone? Does he fantasize she’ll subsequently favor him absolute submission and deny him nothing? Is it a carnal thirst to dominate her femininity, and devour her innocence, modesty and genitalia? Is it an instinctive amorous act to endow his lover ultimate climactic satisfaction? Or is it that he hungers fervently to taste her forbidden fruit? ~ Anonymous
May 30, 2013 at 9:14 am #2255PiercedParticipant“When I was just a baby, my Mama told me, ‘Son, always be a good boy, don’t ever play with guns’, but I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die; when I hear that whistle blowin’, I hang my head and cry.”
Johnny CashMay 30, 2013 at 10:41 am #2259Jeremy LemurKeymaster“Love is the answer… but while you’re waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty interesting questions.”
-Woody AllenBonus Woody Allen quote for Jazzmark007:
“Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.”
May 31, 2013 at 8:21 am #2277TatyanaParticipant“I want to write a book on sex. It will be filled with phrases like “Uuuhgh yeeeaaaah,” and “Ooooh that’s it,” and “Whose hands are those?”
― Jarod KintzMay 31, 2013 at 5:49 pm #2335AnonymousInactivePhotographs are truly memories frozen in time… and the adage “a picture is worth a thousand words, dreams or fantasies” refers to the notion that a beautiful woman can be lasciviously accented promoting a romantic admiration with just a single still image; thereby, totally captivating a man’s lustful senses, and prompting an incessant desire for that sensuous lady in the flesh! ~ Anonymous
June 1, 2013 at 6:55 am #2341TatyanaParticipant“Of all sexual aberrations, chastity is the strangest.”
― Anatole FranceJune 1, 2013 at 7:10 am #2343AnonymousInactiveCunnilingus oral sex is the best stress reliever for your Lady, and it’s low calorie for her weight conscious lover too! ~ Anonymous
June 1, 2013 at 4:07 pm #2348RanchMamaModerator“Good sex is like good bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.”
-Mae WestJune 2, 2013 at 8:17 am #2350TatyanaParticipant“Look at all the things that can go wrong for men. There’s the nothing-happening-at-all problem, the too-much-happening-too-soon problem, the dismal-droop-after-a-promising-beginning problem; there’s the size-doesn’t-matter-except-in-my-case problem, the failing-to-deliver-the-goods problem…and what do women have to worry about? A handful of cellulite?
― Nick Hornby, High FidelityJune 2, 2013 at 8:53 am #2351RanchMamaModerator“Someone told me the delightful story of the crusader who put a chastity belt on his wife and gave the key to his best friend for safekeeping, in case of his death. He had ridden only a few miles away when his friend, riding hard, caught up with him, saying ‘You gave me the wrong key!”
-Anais NinJune 2, 2013 at 9:42 am #2352AnonymousInactive“Neither a lofty degree of intelligence nor imagination nor both together go to the making of genius. Making love, love, love, that is the soul of a true genius!” ~ Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
June 3, 2013 at 7:39 am #2373TatyanaParticipant“We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.”
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