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  • #2193
    mrpaul
    Participant

    What is a “dress Code” in a brothel? should it not be an “Undress Code”?

    #2194
    mrpaul
    Participant

    That’s what I like about (sex) Teachers, if you do it wrong. they make you do it over again! – don’t recall

    #2196
    Tatyana
    Participant

    Thanks to the nurses who treated me after I awkwardly tried to reenact the sex scenes in Fifty Shades of Grey.

    #2197
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    “Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work!” ~ Aristotle

    #2199
    mrpaul
    Participant

    anything worth doing right, is worth doing over.

    #2217
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    Show me a man who doesn’t give his woman oral sex, and I’ll show you a man’s woman I can steal! ~ Anonymous

    #2221
    Tatyana
    Participant

    “The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.”
    ― George Carlin

    #2251
    Tatyana
    Participant

    “Someone told me the delightful story of the crusader who put a chastity belt on his wife and gave the key to his best friend for safekeeping, in case of his death. He had ridden only a few miles away when his friend, riding hard, caught up with him, saying ‘You gave me the wrong key!”
    ― Anaïs Nin

    #2252
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    What erotic power compels a lustful lover’s desire to lick his lady all over as if she were an ice cream cone? Does he fantasize she’ll subsequently favor him absolute submission and deny him nothing? Is it a carnal thirst to dominate her femininity, and devour her innocence, modesty and genitalia? Is it an instinctive amorous act to endow his lover ultimate climactic satisfaction? Or is it that he hungers fervently to taste her forbidden fruit? ~ Anonymous

    #2255
    Pierced
    Participant

    “When I was just a baby, my Mama told me, ‘Son, always be a good boy, don’t ever play with guns’, but I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die; when I hear that whistle blowin’, I hang my head and cry.”
    Johnny Cash

    #2259
    Jeremy Lemur
    Participant

    “Love is the answer… but while you’re waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty interesting questions.”
    -Woody Allen

    Bonus Woody Allen quote for Jazzmark007:

    “Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.”

    #2277
    Tatyana
    Participant

    “I want to write a book on sex. It will be filled with phrases like “Uuuhgh yeeeaaaah,” and “Ooooh that’s it,” and “Whose hands are those?”
    ― Jarod Kintz

    #2335
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    Photographs are truly memories frozen in time… and the adage “a picture is worth a thousand words, dreams or fantasies” refers to the notion that a beautiful woman can be lasciviously accented promoting a romantic admiration with just a single still image; thereby, totally captivating a man’s lustful senses, and prompting an incessant desire for that sensuous lady in the flesh! ~ Anonymous

    #2341
    Tatyana
    Participant

    “Of all sexual aberrations, chastity is the strangest.”
    ― Anatole France

    #2343
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    Cunnilingus oral sex is the best stress reliever for your Lady, and it’s low calorie for her weight conscious lover too! ~ Anonymous

    #2348
    RanchMama
    Moderator

    “Good sex is like good bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.”
    -Mae West

    #2350
    Tatyana
    Participant

    “Look at all the things that can go wrong for men. There’s the nothing-happening-at-all problem, the too-much-happening-too-soon problem, the dismal-droop-after-a-promising-beginning problem; there’s the size-doesn’t-matter-except-in-my-case problem, the failing-to-deliver-the-goods problem…and what do women have to worry about? A handful of cellulite?
    ― Nick Hornby, High Fidelity

    #2351
    RanchMama
    Moderator

    “Someone told me the delightful story of the crusader who put a chastity belt on his wife and gave the key to his best friend for safekeeping, in case of his death. He had ridden only a few miles away when his friend, riding hard, caught up with him, saying ‘You gave me the wrong key!”
    -Anais Nin

    #2352
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    “Neither a lofty degree of intelligence nor imagination nor both together go to the making of genius. Making love, love, love, that is the soul of a true genius!” ~ Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

    #2373
    Tatyana
    Participant

    “We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.”
    -Lily Tomlin

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