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“Don’t fuck with me, fellas. This cowgirl has been to the rodeo before!” ~ Joan Crawford
“I had the conviction that lovemaking fools you. The overpowering emotions it induces make you think you’re sharing the same feelings as the other person and that they’re imagining the same as you!” ~ Greta Scacchi
“What kind of fuckery is this?” ~ Amy Winehouse
“Variety and multiplicity are the two most powerful vehicles of lust!” ~ Marquis de Sade
“The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other peoples’ money (tax revenue)!” ~ Margaret Thatcher
“Lust is to the other passions what the nervous fluid is to life; it supports them all, lends strength to them all ambition, cruelty, avarice and revenge are all founded on lust!” ~ Marquis de Sade
During his 1990 Texas gubernatorial race campaign, Clayton Williams publicly made a joke likening rape to bad weather, having stated, “If it’s inevitable, just relax and enjoy it.” “Satan Williams” lost the election since he was a simple-minded jerk.
“Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed!” ~ Albert Einstein
“There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy… her heart!” ~ Melanie Griffith
“It only takes 3.5 inches to please a woman… it doesn’t matter if its Visa or Mastercard!”
“You don’t tell deliberate lies, but sometimes you have to be evasive!” ~ Margaret Thatcher
Sick joke of the day…
A homosexual caught his lover masturbating into a Ziploc bag in the kitchen and was horrified. He asked, “Why are you jacking off and cheating on me with your hand when you could be using my butt cheeks, sphincter, mouth or hand?” The accused kitchen masturbator defended himself by saying to his gay lover, “You’re going to work tomorrow so I was lovingly packing your lunch!”Another sick joke of the day…
Anne Maynard sued St Luke’s hospital because her husband lost interest in having sex with her following surgery. The hospital’s attorney argued that Mr. Maynard was admitted in Ophthalmology and doctors only laser corrected his eyesight.“Love is our true destiny. We do not find the meaning of life by ourselves alone – we find it with another!” ~ Thomas Merton
“I am the wisest man alive, for I know one thing, and that is that I know nothing!” ~ Socrates
“Who, being loved, is poor?” ~ Oscar Wilde
Another sick joke…
question: How do you scientifically determine the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer?
answer: The taste!Tasteless Joke of the Day!
Question: How do you make a hormone?
Answer: Don’t pay her… 😉
“Fuck me,” I whispered, giving him permission, taking him into my flesh, a soft invitation to madness!” ~ Emme Rollins
“I don’t make love, I fuck… hard!” ~ E. (Erika) L. James
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