[Anonymous]

“I think that making love is the best form of exercise!” ~ Cary Grant

[RanchMama]

“I’m such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.”

–Woody Allen

[Tatyana]

“Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.”
― George Burns

[Jazzmark007]

“I love my girlfriend. She has “Slippery When Wet” tattooed on her thigh.”-Steve Martin

[smoothtalker]

“Remember when you could turn me on just by nibbling on my ear….hey, where are you going?”

“To put in my teeth!”

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[mrpaul]

“I did not have sex with that woman” Bill Clinton

[RanchMama]

I’m at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life.
In fact, I’ve just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.
-Rodney Dangerfield

[Tatyana]

Mom always told me, don’t talk to strangers. Mom, I don’t talk to strangers, I have sex with them.

[mrpaul]

How can you drink 12 beers without going to the bathroom? Depends.

[Pierced]

“This country, with its institutions, belongs to the people who inhabit it. Whenever they shall grow weary of the existing government, they can exercise their constitutional right of amending it, or exercise their revolutionary right to overthrow it.”

Abraham Lincoln

[mrpaul]

A dog licks his balls because he can… If I could reach I would never leave the house! the late George Carlin

[mrpaul]

If you are masturbating and you are doing it wrong how will you know?

[Anonymous]

“The most ominous desire in life isn’t finding your one true love; it’s encouraging that one person to reciprocate that love!” ~ Anonymous

[Anonymous]

“They do not love that do not show their love!” ~ William Shakespeare

[Anonymous]

“Love is the irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.” ~ Mark Twain

[Charina Lee]

The difference between light and hard is that you can sleep with a light on.” ~ Anon

[Tatyana]

Men say women should come with instructions … what’s the point of that? Have you ever seen a man actually read the instructions?

[Kimmy D]

Naughtytatyana: lol! True story! But we sure do tell them! I for one am offering an in person tutorial, lol

[Jazzmark007]

Never eat anything that costs less than a dollar if it has gravy on it.

[mrpaul]

The only profession older than prostitution is political corruption!

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